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# hope you get it


(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# woosh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# nope don't
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# what are the other keys for?...
....?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# causing immense confusion in atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ...o-o...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# my back door, my heart, my bike chain, my garage and my padlock.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# What happens if someone breaks the key to your back door
or your heart or your bike chain or your garage or your padlock. Because I might have sat on one of them by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# What the fuck are you talking about
idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# keys
idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know,
to be perfectly honest. The words didn't come out right, and I can't be bothered to fix them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# how could anyone break a key by sitting on it
and i have copies of all of them, in shiny, you wanna trade?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Well I'm a robot.
Made of metal.

Ooooh, shiny!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO
how do you get yourself so GODDAMNED shiny?

edit: like this www.b3tards.com/u/c84b5d533ef9dcace130/key-breaker.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# L'Oreal?


EDIT: Ahh. Do not want.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# the other keys are for
playing the piano
(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# where did you get this picture of my keyboard?
*hoards*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# it was next to the gary glitter signature series fiddle
...
(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hooray for the Das Keyboard.
That seems to be version 1 though, I believe.
They've revamped it since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Das keyboard is for idiots.
Any sane person would just turn the lights in your room out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# 1. I don't wish to go blind in a dark room with a bright screen
2. They have a really nice tactile response
3. They last forever
4. They're not that expensive any more
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That wouldn't make you go blind.
The people who say that are also the same people who tell you not to go swimming after eating, i.e idiots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# It's a strain on the eyes. I can feel this.
Having the light on helps to focus on the rest of the room every now and then to relax the eye muscles.

Don't try and science me, boyo.

Swimming after eating is bullshit, true. It's not wonderfully fun to go swimming after eating a full english breakfast though.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That's just because eating a full english breakfast isn't a wonderful experience to begin with.
It's more ballast than it is food.

A dim lcd screen in the dark does very little to your eyes, also light levels only effect the iris and not muscles which control the lens anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# It's the equivalent of holding your arm up in the air for a long time.
Eventually it becomes fatigued and beings to ache.

You have to lower it for the pain to subside.

The lens defaults to middle distance, and both near and far sighting puts the muscles of the lense under strain.

Thus why it is recommended to get up and look at far away things every hour or so.

It is difficult to focus on far away things in the dark, thus it is better to have the light on.

Also, yes, it affects the iris.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)