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# aww
i want to believe you - is this true? foxes are great!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I swear to God.
Walking home from the pub with some Singapore noodles and a pair of chopsticks. I thought it was a cat untill it came really close. I was eating the noodles so I threw some on the ground and it ate them. So I threw some closer and closer untill it was close enough that I gave it some with the chopsticks and it ate it right off the end. Then some barry-boy twat came racing along the road in his car and scared it off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Treasure this experience
I always say "hello Mr Fox" when i see a fox and the same for badgers :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I've never seen a live badger and only seen a fox whilst in my car.
It was awesome. I FEEL ALIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I saw a badger in my garden :)
and a squirrel this week (which is strange as the nearest trees are about 60 feet away - but next door does put alot of peanuts out for the birds...)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I found a hedgiehog once
I fed it a biscuit and let it toddle away.

I was pleased for days.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hedgehogs are great
top tip if you ever want to eat one, wrap it in clay - all the spikes stick to the clay when cooked :) - don't eat them - they're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# :((((
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# well if you're starving and your about to die
and there are hedgehogs to be eaten...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i caught one once
it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i found a dead mouse in my pond (well its not so much a pond more of a plastic tub with a ugly statue of an angel my mum likes)
i left some rocks so stupid creatures can get out if they fall in... its in the compost bin - dust to dust and all that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# cor

I've never seen a live badger in the wild.
but I guess they're much less common over here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i know!
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# What a lovely reversal of fortunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hooooorselinkeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

that was mighty purple for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Did you eat from the chopsticks after that?

lolrabies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Nah.
I left the noodles and chinese in the bush it ran towards. Hopefully he'll find it later.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# this is the best story ever
apart from the end bit
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)