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# Maybe.
But I think it looks more like a tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# damn my cock must look funny then.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# If you can
A. tie it around your neck and look respectable in a suit

and

B. use it as an egg-flip

then yes, your cock must tastelook funny.

Speaking of which... why is it that I've started to dream of autofellatio lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i've been dreaming of it all my life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:11, archived)
# But what does it mean?
I know that if I start dreaming about visiting the toilet a lot that my brain is trying to tell me my bladder is full.
But seriously, autofellation? I guess it's just my brain telling me I need to get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)