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# Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:53, archived)
# i think a bettter question is, why are you such a homo?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)
# The answer is easy
"Because i enjoy fucking men in the ass"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)
# oh yeah. there is that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# don't forget the sucking and the frotting.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
# his tie looks like a magenta cock.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Maybe.
But I think it looks more like a tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# damn my cock must look funny then.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# If you can
A. tie it around your neck and look respectable in a suit

and

B. use it as an egg-flip

then yes, your cock must tastelook funny.

Speaking of which... why is it that I've started to dream of autofellatio lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i've been dreaming of it all my life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:11, archived)
# But what does it mean?
I know that if I start dreaming about visiting the toilet a lot that my brain is trying to tell me my bladder is full.
But seriously, autofellation? I guess it's just my brain telling me I need to get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# why is this a meme?
did i miss something important (has doubts)?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
# i think they're all calling gordon brown a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)
# but all in the same way?
odd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Possibly suggesting that the prime minister
is an evil psychopath?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)
# suggesting that any politician is something other than an evil psychopath would be novel.
they're all scum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# no. you didn't.
although the dark night was a good movie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:06, archived)
# i'll take your word for it.
i don't like anything about batman so i probably won't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# wowo dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:20, archived)
# i like bats but humans disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)