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# ...I SAID:
fucking pissed off with matlab.
and it's reluctance to do what I want it to do and it's stubborn persistence in doing what I tell it to do.

And don't say 'rofl pebkac n00b'
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# those sure are words
i know words when i see them
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# what needs explaining?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# the subject of your rage, matlab
and the subject of much rofling, pebkac
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# matlab is a computer program...back in the dim distance past a chap called cleeve moler decided on a method by which
he could do two of his favourite things. The first was to annoy his colleagues, for they were all cleverer than he. second was to inconveince large numbers of electrons, for it was cleeve's inability to grasp quantum mechanics that lead him to fail his phd where he was studying topiary. the device, nay monster, that he created he named matlab which he named after his Labrador dog and sole sexual partner, matthew. However, so devious and consumed with hatred Moler put a superb effort into making matlab look useful that it has prospered into a multimillion dollar industry, that now torments everyone unfortunate enough to try and use it.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
#


~snigger~
/chidish
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# sracist!
/pontless
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *buys Micto a new Pont*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# it was a response to 'chidish' above
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)