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# WHAT. THE. FUCK.
MAGIC DONKEY, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?

Edit:All is well.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ^
nice prayer btw
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# the magic donkey doesn't know of the existence of the board
as told in the faq

'His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.'
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Lies.
I am a believer in the Magic Donkey FP theory, or MDFPT. He is omnipresent on the board,
and whichever posts he stomps on with his Mighty Donkey Hooves of Wisdom and Justice become FPs.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He is attracted to the scent of burnt magicial carrots,
the traditional MDFPT sacrifice to ensure FP.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# this
where is the fucking goat when you need him?
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The magic goat was banned after slowing the board down too much
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *sacrifices magic goat to magic donkey*
*drinks blood*
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *does mayan sacrifice*
calls on magic donkey

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha profiled :D
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)