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[challenge entry] 'I'll be back'

Sounds as plausible an explanation to me as the bible novelization.

From the Robots in History challenge. See all 398 entries (closed)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hey! i loved the bible!
funniest thing i ever read!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I guess it gave them something to do
when they were stoned off their tits in the desert.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# yeah
between mushroom seasons, they must have been bored shitless.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# whoa, the b33's back?!
this is what you miss by going to reading festival
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Have a shower, you hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i've already had several :D
and hot food!!!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# When I got back from my first time at Reading,
we'd had so many barbeques the entire shower cubicle filled with black water from the smoke in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i've been living on crisps and pepperami's :)
most of our fires were made of cardboard, plastic bags and eventually tents
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Sleeping bags make excellent fire starters
They burn oh so well
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# yeah, and pillows
the fumes help you get to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# and by go to sleep
you mean give you the worlds worst headache
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# and cough :(
ah it was worth it though... i think
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Yes, the japes are always worth it
We managed to get one guy to snort a whole tube of toothpaste for like £20, he was smelling mint for days
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# ha
baked bean tins in the fire is always a nice trick too
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i prefer to listen to music on the radiogram
whilst sitting in comfort on my chintz cottage suite, a fine bone china cup of earl grey on the edwardian burr walnut occasional table next to me.
you know, the one with the georgian silver cake stand?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I've been there.
Now I can afford to buy real food at festivals, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i didn't see any real food
only burgers and hot dogs costing about 7 quid :(
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Shit they've gone up since 06
Noodles were 7 quid then, and they were most awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# There's normally a few vaguely appetising things around.
Both me and my girlfriend have caught food poisoning at festivals though, so your way might actually be better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# yep
there was a riot, a tweaking and a caving-in by a certain ginger bod.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# not much of a fuhrer really is he :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# nah
needs more tiny 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I liked the bit where Jesus fires the rocket launcher into the crowd of heretics
and then the knife-encrusted stunt car chops off the heads of the Jewish Bikini Team™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I never worked out how they made the bikinis Jewish.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It's called faith

Faith that there is such a thing as a Jewish Bikini Team™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Kosher beef curtains?
That doesn't make any kind of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# and the one-liners!
"hey, judas, take THIS to the bank, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# "Remember when I said I wouldn't walk on water? I lied."
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# "lazarus, noooooooooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I like it when Adam and Eve get kicked out of Eden and just move to another village.
You know. That other village that was right near where the first man and woman lived.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# i love the bit
where, despite there being only 4 humans on earth, cain and abel manage to find enough women to be able to choose wives. that's some fucking plothole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# crazy motherfuckers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# heheheh
no matter how rawksome your mother was, would you want to go there after your dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# err
village?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# the lord god said
"the man has now become like one of us"

us? US??? how many fucking gods are there in that book???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# More than one
God would like fight Baal and shit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# baal would kick god right up the robe
and then have a big shit in the garden of eden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I don't have my king james handy
but I believe it's right after that part. Or it's another version of the story in genesis.

edit: Well I can't find it. Maybe it's just the thing with Caine moving to another village.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Woo!
I made this:
I dunno why really, 'cept it's on TV on Uk Gold at the mo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# the look on gromit's face says it all.
"cheese, gromit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha!

/only just noticed what was going on there blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Fuck you,
fuck you right in the ear!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# OK
If that's your bag?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yes it is,
can't you hear it slapping?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# *daisychain-skullfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# uhhh.
# If he were Jesus, he could say "Il'll be back!"
.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 21 Aug, 15:42, More)
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)