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# squinting.... charlie don't know how to squint
you can have the m40 in the bedroom as long as i'm allowed to dress up like a pirate and ravish you from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Cor, deal!
Pirates and Nazis... what a quaint mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# JA! MEINE HEARTIES..
 
ARRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Argh, pass me meinen taschenrenner
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# cor.... yeah.... me in pirate garb you in an SS uniform, shrieking in german as lightning crashes around us
i think i need to go have a lie down...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Seen this one?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075376/

bondage Hitler lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# that sounds awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I think it's my favourite Meyer film too, though I've not wasted my time on all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# You'd be one of the rubbish dandy pirates though.
Like Guybrush Threepwood, but somehow even more effiminate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# as opposed to the hairy ones who're just cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yes, the ones who are actually pirates...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# no one wants to be one of them, just like no one wants to be a real ninja, a celibate warrior gymnast would be crap
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# No the reason no-one wants to become a real ninja is because
a) Their code of honour basically means they'd die fairly swiftly for either failure or just the various other mental feudal law type things.
b) They are crap, anyone that showy is inherently crap.
c) They don't exist.

I mean what's the point of being a pirate if you aren't amoral, violent and a bastard. That just makes you a twat in a dingy otherwise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Ninjas do too exist!
HMPH
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)