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# Unbaptized : aka 'You haven't paid for your dead god parts yet'.
They just are very coy about the ticket and what it costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Heh..
..It costs your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Yes, but first they'd like your time, money and children.
THEN they want that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# i just want your money and children.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# We just need someone who wants souls and we'll have a full service pantheon.
Need a trendy name for the cult too. May I suggest "buttsexodonkians"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# that works.
and we're all waiting for the second coming of jacob dyer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)
# that's usually my reply to people who slag scirentologists.
at least those con artists are partially open about the whole thing being a $cam.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Well I think that's debatable that they are open about it being a crock,
It's just easier to prove given some drunk twat just made it up in recent history.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# no, i meant that it was open knowledge that it costs money to participate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Ask them what happens to African AIDS babies.
This is especially horrid if they are catholics.
What of limbo, bitch? Purgamotherfuckintory?
What about cunts what live in tha jungle or forests and shit.

Braaaaap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I think C of E churches are more easy going though, I'm fairly sure my mother took me to do the non transubstatiation communion once despite not being spirit wetted.
You can also pretty much abuse modern local vicars these days too, because they are unfeasibly dull and accommodating.

"What's that you want to film a monologue of your defaming the concept of religion in the vestry? Oh well as long as you don't disturb the other parisheners."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)