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# Hello bird...
I haven't, actually. He's a big strong boy though, I'm sure he's physically ok.

Hmm. *worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# what if he's fallen under an elephant?
or fell in love with the wrong woman... or accidentally been sent into space in a mix up worthy of a Chevy Chase movie... HE HAS VERY LITTLE ZERO G TRAINING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# No, Chevy character...
that's not a food pipe, it's the solid waste extraction pipe... and it's not been wiped!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# No Chevy
despite your confidence, you don't know what you're doing and you're chronically inept!

In complete contradiction to the humorous title of the film, this IS rocket science!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hmm, he seems not to have posted,
so I reckon he's most likely busy.
Check my detective skills

I went to a wedding at the weekend with a super mario bros theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# exqueeze me?
was that actually (intentionally) the theme or did it just put you in mind of super mario?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# not the FULL theme, I mean, bride and groom not in costume.
but the place settings were little folded cubes printed like [?] blocks with gold (chocolate) coins inside, and the flower arrangements had fimo pirhana flowers worked into them, and the cake was super marioish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# nice one
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# I has a picture of the cake.
Is it rude to post a picture of someone else's wedding cake on the internet? I mean, I haven't their express permission.

What an unlikely ethical conundrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ha ha
I'm not sure... you could post it, let people see it and then edit it away so that there is no lasting record - I think that would get the approval of the ethics committee (committee is a word made by committee - 'well I think we should double ALL the letters," "I disagree," "let's water down our ideas by combining them!")
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#
edit: kapwing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# That is a great cake.
I hope it tasted good too.

WOO YAY FOR HAPPY WEDDING DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I never played those
more of a Sonic girl myself.

My wedding shall be Batman themed, unless we change our minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Will you be cat girl (better costume, less in keeping with the established canon)
or Robin (a teeny bit worrisome)?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# and will you turn away people who turn up from the wrong comic universe?
Batman never met HELLBOY - get out Brian, you're no longer invited to my wedding you FOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# but...
but I grew horns...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# No, the theme for the general populous
will be comic and cartoon characters. Of which HB is both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# :D
as an alternative, might I suggest that you don't tell anyone the batman theme idea and instead say the theme for the guests is strict formal attire so that you and the man wife can bounce about in costume going 'POW' and 'SOCK' while everyone else has to look on confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha too late I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I will be Robin.
If you've seen the first series of Boston Legal, it'll be similar to what Rhona Mitra wears when she dresses up as Robin.

Could be the Joker and Harley Quinn, I suppose, but no. Int no way I'm wearing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you have inadvertantly persuaded me to watch the first
series of boston legal now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Couple of episodes in
I've been trying to find a picture on google.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# see above for cayke
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Means nowt to me, I'm afraid.
Oh, Vienna.

Nah, like I said, I never played the games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# speaking of which
I spent most of the weekend playing Sons of the Patriots... I'm having withdrawal symptoms now that I'm back in reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# all weekend?
wow, so you must have had at LEAST eight minutes of actual character control between the interminable scripted sequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# it's the best film I've ever played
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# I don't understand what people's problem is with it
yes, the cut scenes are long, but so are the gameplay sequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# It's not that they're long,
it's that they're so frequent, especially early in the game.

I got fed up watching my flatmate play it, and it takes a LOT for me to get fed up enough to go and do something else.

It may improve later on I guess, but it lost me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I've just treated those bits as a film
but I always give the control pad to the wife so he can button mash for the flashbacks while I skin up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# they've been my favorite games since Metal Gear Solid
I've really enjoyed this one... and I haven't played the online bit yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I've not done the online bit either....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# whenever I take my PS3 games online
I get pwned by 11 year old Koreans who are rude about my skillz0rz and my faltering economy :(

*adopts faux Mexican accent*

"I shot yooo maaan, yoooo dead, you weeely dead... also I read in Observer that funny face Darling man say you up sheet creek no paddles!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I haven't gone online yet
my wifi is all of the bollocksed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# it needs hot toddy
:D
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