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The wrong door

no, not that wrong door...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Demon pance!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

Sorry to TJ.....bit of reverse spam....

Need to find someone who will design a manga type illustration for a magazine front cover..have real cash money to pay so anyone who wants to have a crack at it, gaz me!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

I can draw you a mango

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

ha ha

yes please

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

If you have real cash money to have me draw a CDC, I'm your man

Hello the board! How are we today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

mine's more lovely than smashing

also ningles.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

Reverse spam is maps.

Blimey things are slow this morning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

ha ha ha

*awards prizes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

*delivers elaborate acceptance speech*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

*is angry because I didn't get a mention*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

I know

he just started ranting on about God and how, through Him, all things are possible... for 45 minutes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

Well it's true.

*praises*

*rocks out*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

I can draw man goo

is that similar?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

... sorry - penguin man goo :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

Pingoo?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

ha - yeah

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

your silence suggests thi sisn't what you're looking for

but if I see this on the front cover of Wallpaper or POP or some painfully cool mag like that - I'll know what's happened!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

:D demonic marigolds ftw.

I haven't watched this Wrong Door business yet, is it any cop?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

Well that dishwater is very hot...

...wouldn't want to scald his hands

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Yes, The Wrong Door is all of the aces.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

In what kind of way?

Is it ace like people keep insisting the IT crowd is? Because the only good part of the IT crowd is Morris and his sexy head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

It's very funny and has piss jokes.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

hullo the cap'n

hullo the board

has anyone seen Pasanonic?
I sent him a message a while back and he hasn't replied, but he may just be fed up with me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

Hello bird...

I haven't, actually. He's a big strong boy though, I'm sure he's physically ok.

Hmm. *worries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

what if he's fallen under an elephant?

or fell in love with the wrong woman... or accidentally been sent into space in a mix up worthy of a Chevy Chase movie... HE HAS VERY LITTLE ZERO G TRAINING!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

No, Chevy character...

that's not a food pipe, it's the solid waste extraction pipe... and it's not been wiped!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

No Chevy

despite your confidence, you don't know what you're doing and you're chronically inept!

In complete contradiction to the humorous title of the film, this IS rocket science!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

hmm, he seems not to have posted,

so I reckon he's most likely busy.
_{Check my detective skills}

I went to a wedding at the weekend with a super mario bros theme.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

exqueeze me?

was that actually (intentionally) the theme or did it just put you in mind of super mario?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

not the FULL theme, I mean, bride and groom not in costume.

but the place settings were little folded cubes printed like [?] blocks with gold (chocolate) coins inside, and the flower arrangements had fimo pirhana flowers worked into them, and the cake was super marioish.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

nice one

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

I has a picture of the cake.

Is it rude to post a picture of someone else's wedding cake on the internet? I mean, I haven't their express permission.

What an unlikely ethical conundrum.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

ha ha

I'm not sure... you could post it, let people see it and then edit it away so that there is no lasting record - I think that would get the approval of the ethics committee (committee is a word made by committee - 'well I think we should double ALL the letters," "I disagree," "let's water down our ideas by combining them!")

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

edit: kapwing!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

That is a great cake.

I hope it tasted good too.

WOO YAY FOR HAPPY WEDDING DAYS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

I never played those

more of a Sonic girl myself.

My wedding shall be Batman themed, unless we change our minds...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Will you be cat girl (better costume, less in keeping with the established canon)

or Robin (a teeny bit worrisome)?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

and will you turn away people who turn up from the wrong comic universe?

Batman never met HELLBOY - get out Brian, you're no longer invited to my wedding you FOOL!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

but...

but I grew horns...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

No, the theme for the general populous

will be comic and cartoon characters. Of which HB is both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

as an alternative, might I suggest that you don't tell anyone the batman theme idea and instead say the theme for the guests is strict formal attire so that you and the man wife can bounce about in costume going 'POW' and 'SOCK' while everyone else has to look on confused.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha too late I'm afraid...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

I will be Robin.

If you've seen the first series of Boston Legal, it'll be similar to what Rhona Mitra wears when she dresses up as Robin.

Could be the Joker and Harley Quinn, I suppose, but no. Int no way I'm wearing that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

you have inadvertantly persuaded me to watch the first

series of boston legal now.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

Couple of episodes in

I've been trying to find a picture on google.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

see above for cayke

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

Means nowt to me, I'm afraid.

Oh, Vienna.

Nah, like I said, I never played the games.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

speaking of which

I spent most of the weekend playing Sons of the Patriots... I'm having withdrawal symptoms now that I'm back in reality.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

all weekend?

wow, so you must have had at LEAST eight minutes of actual character control between the interminable scripted sequences.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

it's the best film I've ever played

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

I don't understand what people's problem is with it

yes, the cut scenes are long, but so are the gameplay sequences.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

It's not that they're long,

it's that they're so frequent, especially early in the game.

I got fed up watching my flatmate play it, and it takes a LOT for me to get fed up enough to go and do something else.

It may improve later on I guess, but it lost me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've just treated those bits as a film

but I always give the control pad to the wife so he can button mash for the flashbacks while I skin up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

they've been my favorite games since Metal Gear Solid

I've really enjoyed this one... and I haven't played the online bit yet.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

I've not done the online bit either....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

whenever I take my PS3 games online

I get pwned by 11 year old Koreans who are rude about my skillz0rz and my faltering economy :(

*adopts faux Mexican accent*

"I shot yooo maaan, yoooo dead, you weeely dead... also I read in Observer that funny face Darling man say you up sheet creek no paddles!"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

I haven't gone online yet

my wifi is all of the bollocksed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

it needs hot toddy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

he could be dead.

or back in warcraft where he belongs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

[Imagine an ascii art picture of a handbag here.]

oooooOOOOoooH!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'M HOPING HE'S DEAD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

DIBS ON THE COactually I'm not interested.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

I have to admit that I'm rather surprised anyone misses him.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

I had a technical trouble a while ago

and he took time (and not a small amount) to help me out with it. I appreciated it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

HE BUYS ALL HIS FRIENDS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

have you been up late playing with DrD and co

or did you suffer a snapped tendon leading to pinky-droop and inadvertant shift-related capitalisation woes?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

i think anyone that finds b3ta amusing will find wrong door amusing also

(ish)
it's a similar sort of humour, something silly from looking at things in a different way, and playing around with reality

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

^this

'tis good.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

what on earth is "The Wrong Door?"

Have I missed out on some comedy revolution (again)?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

A chap associated with b3ta

has made a telly show. This is what I gather, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

oooh, I may well check it out... Might have to look on to see if it's on iPlayer ....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

It's on BBC 3 on Thursday Night.

10.30 I think. It's made by a B3tard.
I thought it was OK - some good bits, some duffers.
But it was only the first episode...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

BBC3, comedy based on special effects, google it,

I wasn't completely convinced as yet, some of it was just there for the sakes of doing the effect I felt, but we'll see, I didn't get Little Britain till halfway thru the first series.

Plus I wanna see BRIAN BLOODY BLESSED!!

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

Little Britain in my mind is utter shite.

Ann's about the only character I can stand, and even then it's got to have been a while since I've seen her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

It's hard to remember now how that show took over the country for a while,

but even tho it seems daft and puerile looking back, it was without a doubt, bloody successful, if flogged to death towards the end...

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

Oh yes

but I didn't like it. Not really my cup of tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

That's fair enuff!

I loved it at first, then it seemed to just keep eating it's own joke and puking it back up again and shitting on it for good measure.

And there's only so many cheap laughs you can get out of guys wearing silly glasses, acting camp and saying 'fisting'.

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

just like bo'selecta

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

It happens, it's that old problem about the battle between creation and sales,

'Wow, an original idea that makes us money, lets do it again, and again, and again, and... why isn't this making any more money?'

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

*takes off glasses*

*rubs bridge of nose*

Bo'selecta is the same for me. Overrated tosh for the proles to easily understand and honk at whilst their cold macdonalds chips come out of their nose all over their copy of 'literacy for the over 30s'.

:D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

see also: Boosh

/controversial

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

boosh was good

but isn't any more.

The radio series had a lot going for it ... (without a doubt Rich Fulcher is the best thing in the Boosh)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Boosh just never did it for me.

Trying to be far to clever for its own good, and forgetting the laughs along the way.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

^ there's about 5 episodes that are funny

the rest is pure mince

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

5 episodes?

I must have missed those ones.

/cheers for the gaz, btw. I have an idea...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

See, I didn't mind the Boosh at all

but the 3rd series wasn't up to much- they'd started to listen to the hype about themselves and complacently thought they could shit on a dinner plate and still be considered funny.

Well, that's what I think, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

someone's jealous because her one-woman show

"fae and a plate" wasn't a hit at the fringe, eh?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

The audience were very rude to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

peasants

they just don't know art, do they?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Harrumph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

the first step

on the road to entertainment greatness is to hate your audience...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

weirdly

I've increasingly warmed to the Boosh after a slightly "meh" start.
the opposite of my little britain experience
which went "ooh funny." "ooh repetition of funny" "ooh, fuck off."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

LOL!

Very succinctly put! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

^this^

Just... dont... get it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

Blessed is in Ep. 4

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

Not just one episode I hopes!

I was hoping for a running joke b3ta style of his vocal powers!

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Not sure, Mr. Wheatley said look out for Blessed appearing in ep. 4

so think it's just the one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

*pouts*

Well, maybe they'll get more money for more Blessed if they get a second series...

And I vote for some Gary Glitter too, that should get the program noticed! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

as above

made by Ben Wheatley

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

meh

tis ok.. not as good as I was hoping

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

let's just hope they pay the b3tans who contributed to it.

and that's all I'm saying about that show.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

Lets have a B3ta mini challenge!!

;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

One of our occasional one-word challenges

"Racism"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

Well, I guess if we're gonna be sayin he stole all our ideas, then we also can't say it's shite, can we?

;)

Besides, I for one would be rather pleased to see b3ta-The Series (tho it might be nice to see some name checking of the site in the interviews or descriptions of this new and completely original TV show)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

I've not seen it yet

are there many b3ta-contributed jokes, or is it just an assumption that there will be?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Well, I thought the whole premise is pretty b3ta: Silly impossible things happening in seeming realism, U know, like a human-smiling cat, or huge things destroying cities Godzilla stylee,

giant robots, ninjas, Brian Blessed, anti social dinosaur, watch it n see what you think I guess.

My first impression was 'Visually impressive, but needs better jokes', but that's just off one episode so I'm gonna give it a chance yet to find it's feet.

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not saying he stole anything...far from it

but if you ask someone from b3ta for help/sketch ideas, then at least pay them for it.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

Oooh, aaaaah....

Well, I'm not sure of the legalities of that exact situation, but if someone asks for free advice and you give it and then they go make money out of it, you might well be miffed, but I'm not at all sure you got a leg to stand on there.

Besides, if this is a mate, you might be better off keeping it that way and getting invited to his next party, as it'll be full of business execs looking for the next big idea! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

and I'm not talking about myself, but it's good advice

you'll see who I mean when it gets aired.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

Well, I'm deffo watchin now! ;)

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

go on, say more

go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

I must admit, I watched it...

and I laughed out loud in a few places.

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

It was mediocre.

The CGI was probably amazing considering how much they likely spent on it. However the jokes themselves were a bit weak. Some stuff was reasonably funny, other stuff fell flat.
All-in-all, it's probably worth watching as there's really not much else on the telly these days anyway.

Alternatively you could listen to actually funny things like Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive on that there radio, and do proper laughs.

LOLZ!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Over protective Dino was fab :)

Giant robot was ace!
Irritating alien was shit. (overused in first ep)
The booze fairies are awesome!! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5sMlR9aM3s

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

irritating alien was just...

well, irritating

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Yup, deffo thought the booze fairies were spot on!

And I guess the problem with having a character who premise is he's the most annoying thing ever is that he'll be, well, really rather annoying, altho I thought he wasn't nearly so annoying enough myself, I have some chavlings down my street could teach him plenty.
Wasn't sure about giant robot myself, altho it was fun just watching him stroll about.

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..wil, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

heheheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

If thats a lawer

surely he's at the right door!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

Haha

Satan is wearing Y fronts :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

yarf

hello b3ta

today I am going to my first funeral ever

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

oh dear

I've never been to one....

someone close?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

great-uncle

96 - wartime fighter pilot

I am predicting a certain amount of family squabbling

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

I hope everything goes as well as should be expected.

96 is a good innings (in both senses)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

ta :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

I hate funerals, for all sorts of reasons

but a) because I'm not remotely religious and am, in fact, sacrilegious and b) because they make people I like and love cry.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

YOU...

how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

good ta

Managed an accident-free weekend

you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

I am running at 85-90% goodness

... have been looking at getting a new job and have applied for one in NEW YORK BABY! I won't get it, but it has me so excited at the prospect that I think I'm going to apply for a lot over there.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

NYC

is best and also ace.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

*punches the air*

al-right

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

'ning Mighty!

I'm sorry to hear that chap.
:(

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

I must watch this

What side is it on?

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

has he just finished washing that martini glass

... Dry Martini at quarter to ten..? okay then, it's always 5 o clock somewhere.

Ningles b3tans :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Reminds me of an old groaner...

*Ring Ring*
"Hello"...
"IS THIS 999?"...
"Nope, this is 998"...
"WELL, CAN YOU GO NEXT DOOR & TELL THEM MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE?"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

heh.

my dog popper have a record titled '668 - neighbour of the beast' and it's quite enjoyable if you like sloppy quebecois punk (and i do).

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

Dog popper?

What?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

'my dog popper' is the name of the band.

they were a lot of fun and terrific drunks.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

yes

i klie

(jonjonjon, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)