
and the kids ask questions like 'Why can't we feel the earth move', do you know the answers, and if so, do you say them out loud? (even if you're alone).
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13,
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often accompanied by the pleasing mental image of giving said kid a clip round the ear as i send it scurrying back to the mine.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16,
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ONE IS WHOLLY FABRIC FIBRES WHILST THE OTHER IS A MIXTURE OF HAIR, DEAD SKIN CELLS AND MISCELLANEOUS MATERIAL FRAGMENTS YOU IDIOT CHILD!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17,
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i'd either be the best or worst teacher ever. and i'd be either one, very briefly i expect.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19,
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