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# What's stigmata?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
# When your eye bleeds.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
# I thought that was a popped blood vessel?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# <explains joke>
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astigmatism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stigmata

WAY TO GO, YOU RUINED IT :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I has an astigmatism.
My eye doesn't bleed. I don't think. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Fuck, I want a blood vessel.
It would be like a frigate or a destroyer which all flows over with blood and shit.

And has a giant crying eye.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Sometimes, I want to drill a little hole in the back of your skull, shrink myself and sit inside your head.
It must be fantastic in there.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# you could travel around in a little pod,
which, if it moved through the veins, arteries and capillaries of the brain, would indeed be a blood vessel.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# It's not actually that deranged in there.
More a bleak chasm of mind shattering depression and existential terror.

Also there is a room in there with walls which can't be reached and everything seems to be wrapped in a weird white noise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# all aboard the gore-ship!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# tis what uber religious peoples get...
like where jesus had nails in his hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
# oooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# freaky shit
you'd be a bit like wtf if all of a sudden your hands started bleeding...first thought wouldn't be ah, look i've got stigmata, i am the lord. it'd be more ah, fuck i'm bleeding, i've been stabbed
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Hahahahah
If I randomly start bleeding, I am now going to say 'Ah. look I've got stigmata, I am the lord' xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Of the dance settee?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Dancing queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)
# WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:07, archived)
# WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Haha fuck
My mate used to troll servers for some online game a few years ago by just going on and singing that over and again on the mic, and if he couldn't find his mic he would type it out repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Did he do it in that stupid high pitched voice Richard Herring used to do aswell?
"No Rich, saying it in a Staccato voice doesn't make it any more true."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Haha
I don't know the tone of voice, he just said he used to sing/type it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I don't think I've ever actually trolled an online game.
Mainly because the ones I used to go on people used to be inherently amused by me for some bizaare reason. Not even talking or anything, they even laughed solely at the fact I jumped constantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# it'll be cake for you tomorrow, i suspect
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Someone left the cake out in the rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# What kind of cake?
Victoria Sponge I hope.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# your profile seems to indicate that its your b3taday
yet your candle has not appeared on the main board
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)
# You need to donate to get candle icon.
Fuck I remember checking ages ago I seeing that it wasn't for like 6 months.

STUPID TRANSIENT NATURE OF TIME!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)
# LOL B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ah
i thought it was a bearded lady being fired out of a giant bottle of water
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)
# I never got that androgynous erotica I was promised.
Which makes me want to repeal whatever it was you owed me for, which I have completely forgotten.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)