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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astigmatism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stigmata
WAY TO GO, YOU RUINED IT :(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:57,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stigmata
WAY TO GO, YOU RUINED IT :(
Fuck, I want a blood vessel.
It would be like a frigate or a destroyer which all flows over with blood and shit.
And has a giant crying eye.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:58,
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And has a giant crying eye.
Sometimes, I want to drill a little hole in the back of your skull, shrink myself and sit inside your head.
It must be fantastic in there.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00,
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you could travel around in a little pod,
which, if it moved through the veins, arteries and capillaries of the brain, would indeed be a blood vessel.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02,
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It's not actually that deranged in there.
More a bleak chasm of mind shattering depression and existential terror.
Also there is a room in there with walls which can't be reached and everything seems to be wrapped in a weird white noise.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06,
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Also there is a room in there with walls which can't be reached and everything seems to be wrapped in a weird white noise.
tis what uber religious peoples get...
like where jesus had nails in his hands...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:53,
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freaky shit
you'd be a bit like wtf if all of a sudden your hands started bleeding...first thought wouldn't be ah, look i've got stigmata, i am the lord. it'd be more ah, fuck i'm bleeding, i've been stabbed
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59,
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Hahahahah
If I randomly start bleeding, I am now going to say 'Ah. look I've got stigmata, I am the lord' xD
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01,
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WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10,
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Haha fuck
My mate used to troll servers for some online game a few years ago by just going on and singing that over and again on the mic, and if he couldn't find his mic he would type it out repeatedly.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06,
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Did he do it in that stupid high pitched voice Richard Herring used to do aswell?
"No Rich, saying it in a Staccato voice doesn't make it any more true."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10,
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Haha
I don't know the tone of voice, he just said he used to sing/type it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12,
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I don't think I've ever actually trolled an online game.
Mainly because the ones I used to go on people used to be inherently amused by me for some bizaare reason. Not even talking or anything, they even laughed solely at the fact I jumped constantly.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:16,
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your profile seems to indicate that its your b3taday
yet your candle has not appeared on the main board
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:13,
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You need to donate to get candle icon.
Fuck I remember checking ages ago I seeing that it wasn't for like 6 months.
STUPID TRANSIENT NATURE OF TIME!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:14,
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STUPID TRANSIENT NATURE OF TIME!
ah
i thought it was a bearded lady being fired out of a giant bottle of water
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:22,
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I never got that androgynous erotica I was promised.
Which makes me want to repeal whatever it was you owed me for, which I have completely forgotten.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:23,
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