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# When I was a kid
the barber I used to go to had long mirrors facing each other on either side of the room. I used to love looking around at the endless reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)
# I lived in a house which had a mirrored corridoor for a few months
Unfortunately my flatmate turned out to have Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

FUN TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)
# *Peter Griffin Voice*
"That reminds me of the time I was locked in a mirrored room with Bruce Lee."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)
# PLEASE TELL ME IT ENDED BADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)
# HE CUT THE TOPS OF HIS EARS OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE "TOO POINTY"
Then he started saying his cheeks were "too chubby" so I got the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)
# that's messed up.
 
but to me as a third party.. also hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# "See ya, hamster face"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)
# that goes nicely with the four-headed Zellwegerbeast above.
 
synchronicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Wate
are you sting?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)
# aren't we all, deep down?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:58, archived)
# If that was true, I would join your cause.
Humanity must die in that case. However,
I expect that is hyperbole and we vent him,
and his kind, into the toilet every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# hello sting!
i am also sting. let us croon together.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stabs own ears with chopsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# that won't work.
as a fellow sting, you should know we can all sign to one another and the songs just pop into our heads.

now go to bed and dream of some blue turtles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# ...*ouch*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# holy hell. that sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)
# ...did it look like this?...

(oh wait...i was invisible.....nevermind)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:49, archived)
# It would take a long time
to iron that t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Who irons tshirts?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# O.G.Gangsters...
...who wanna look proper..................................WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Every second day of the week starting with Monday one of the maids does it.
On all other days we rely upon the houseboy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)