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# Sorry all...
...I be 43 and a half nearly...hang on, sorry. I'll be 44 next. Why is it, that when you ask parents how old their kids are they always tell you the age that they will be next. Never the age that they actually are at the time of asking...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Because it sounds like a shorter time until they sod off?
Just for you Ninj, when I breed I won't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Thanks...
Captain, can I come to the Christening?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I don't see why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# wasn;t that
gary glitter's defence?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 'She'll be 18 when she's older'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# and that, Ladies and Gentlemen was an
Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha!
tea, meet keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# this is true
and annoying. I will start describing my son's age in terms like, "he was twelve, two years ago", or, "By Christmas 1999, he had lived through five summers".
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# like in fantasy novels where the author decides to put some bollocks for age like "he'd have been 50 winters old"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)