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# Temperamental beasts ...



Doesn't matter how old I get I still check out the chestnut trees when I drive past to see if they're ripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha! I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Horse bastard.
Next person to annoy me at work is getting this. Bastard pronounced PROPERLY in a Sheffield accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Good morn, wwowowowowowowwow.
How's your back?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Haft and moon, Tastier.
It's a bit better, ta. How's your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# He's OK. We're both listening to Blur. He likes Blur. He's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# He likes that you've been thinking about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I rarely think of anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Animal + bastard = a great insult I think.
Pronounced properly obviously.

*doesn't really know what a Sheffield accent is*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Go and find an absolute belter of a person- gorgeous, full of personality, funny, talented
and ask them to talk.

It's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# or find Sean Bean.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Mmmmmm Seen Been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# bit of a bastard
but he proved that northerners can be cool after all.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I don't care about his personality
it's the least of my worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# and i quote :"full of personality"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Cor!
I have a Sheffield accent! *
I never knew!


* may not have a Sheffield accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Are stamps allowed?
(i.e. if the conker comes off the string you have to grab it before your opponent stamps on it)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Never heard of this rule.
Does the conker often come off the string without actually breaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It's usually a rookie mistake
or a schoolboy error (badum tish!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I am an amateur in the mysterious ways of the conker.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# yaaaaay conkers!
there is a road near me called chestnut avenue, it's lined with dozens of conker trees. i'm going to have to take my nieces and nephews there next week, just so i have an excuse to gather conkers. they're so delightfully dark and silky brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!
genuine lols on the 3rd frame.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yeh horse bastard!
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)