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# Deodorant + lighter = spider lulz*
* - may also result in third-degree burns and blindness. Always read the label.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You mean the label which states:
KEEP AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# that label says
"keep away from flames when you're naked ... unless you've shaved off all of your body hair... although if you've done that you're probably doused liberally in baby oil, so, yeah, it still applies (perv)"
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Slippery.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# but...
hmm... "Dressing" flames always seemed to make my parents cry though, and we always had to move house soon after.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)