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# OMFG


2nd year running we've been trapped in our house by some freaky alien spider bastard, please send help
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# What in shit's name is THAT?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# THIS is how the internet should be developing
a free online threat identification system... take a photograph, upload it and then the internets will tell you if it's a threat or not...

4) profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# or a treat.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# that too - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# /pedant watch
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# with Bill Odly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Deodorant + lighter = spider lulz*
* - may also result in third-degree burns and blindness. Always read the label.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You mean the label which states:
KEEP AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# that label says
"keep away from flames when you're naked ... unless you've shaved off all of your body hair... although if you've done that you're probably doused liberally in baby oil, so, yeah, it still applies (perv)"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Slippery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# but...
hmm... "Dressing" flames always seemed to make my parents cry though, and we always had to move house soon after.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I don't want to worry you
but to me that looks like a the sort of trap a group of Raptors might set...

It may already be too late for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Arrgh!!
Spiderphobia!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# fucking hell...
I assume you live in Aussie-land?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Spainland
And there's 2 of them now
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I told you
the Raptors have taught them how to communicate and their hunting in groups!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Google bomb them!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# A lighter and a can of spray
get the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh how beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# just gonna throw this in here..
I didn't think it was worthy of pushing anything off the end of the world/board..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Shut up you modest greb.
That's mustered one of the heartiest lols of the day from me.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# whoa "greb"
there's a term I have not heard in a while...

and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# arrrrgggghhhh!!!
I really, REALLY don't like spiders.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# you won;t like the new animatronic giant from La Machine then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i cant wait for this :D:D:D
its plastered on the side of a building in town :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Where the fuck are you that looks like a St Georg Cross Spider
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I miss the days when people used to Shop photo's on this site...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# There is but one image in your profile
and guess what...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# He is quite lully
but please don't cuddle him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# pfft
how do you think the people in this office feel:

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# excited, because the office they work in has been posted on teh interwebs
no?
k
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# judging it's destined to be demolished, and was draped in a kopite shite banner beforehand,
then pretty confused.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# wasn't that one, was the one next door with the adidas banner
good thing alonso didn't go, adidas would've looked bloody daft
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ah,sorry.
even still,there's a reason i hum the russia national anthem when getting out of lime street.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I hate this building.
Worst building on the face of the earth. Fact.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Spider on the side
is top tho
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Is this useful?
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Argiope_(spider)

I reckon it's one of those. There's a test. Let it bite you. If you die, it's not one of those.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)