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# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i have this idea for a scene in a film*
where a man goes to the bakery section of a supermarket and unhooks the tongs used for picking up rolls and the like. he takes them home or to the toilets..wanks himself off with them and then hooks them back to the bakery shelf. i'd be the new tarantino.

*what i'm going to do tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I smell an Oscar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# that's quite a complex script there
the budget would stretch into the billions
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# well it would be a sort of low budget 'no country for old men'
with more wanking and set in and around a british supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# more wanking and less bread tongs?
i can see that spoiling the film. Bring out the book first then let Jackson do the film!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No bread for old mens tongs?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)