1. Kill them with fire. Sell ashes for beer money.
2. Allow the student extra time. Provided they stop and purchase beer for you.
3. Yes. However, a beer per session will be required.
4. Only if neither you or I are drunk.
5. Get them drunk and have sex with them. Any gossip won't travel.
6. Instruct student to get several beers. Drink them.
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(2. Allow the student extra time. Provided they stop and purchase beer for you.
3. Yes. However, a beer per session will be required.
4. Only if neither you or I are drunk.
5. Get them drunk and have sex with them. Any gossip won't travel.
6. Instruct student to get several beers. Drink them.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:46,
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here's how I'd do it1. tell them to fuck off
2. if male: tell them to stop by the pub on the way across campus (yes there is one!) and get me a beer. if female: make her stay back *wink* *wink*
3. "oh you poor kid you have *NAME* as a tutor don't you?"
4. "You failed because of your lazy attitude, you fucking piece of shit, and if you don't want me to fail you, you will sit and do the excersies quietly and give me head after the class."
5. I'd ask them the secret to making delicious sweet and sour (me so lacist)
6. "What do you mean sick you pussy?!? Read the fucking notes and do the questions then"
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:58,
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2. if male: tell them to stop by the pub on the way across campus (yes there is one!) and get me a beer. if female: make her stay back *wink* *wink*
3. "oh you poor kid you have *NAME* as a tutor don't you?"
4. "You failed because of your lazy attitude, you fucking piece of shit, and if you don't want me to fail you, you will sit and do the excersies quietly and give me head after the class."
5. I'd ask them the secret to making delicious sweet and sour (me so lacist)
6. "What do you mean sick you pussy?!? Read the fucking notes and do the questions then"
ok I don't think I can put you forward as a tutor
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:12,
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