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# probåbly cråb time.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU CRABS!
 
WOO
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# no thanks. i've had them twice.
both times from temporary roommates. fucking slags.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)
# please to ensure all buttprostitutes are thoroughly cleansed and in good working order prior to placement on your pizza.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:10, archived)
# never again do i care if my 'friends' go homeless.
into the gutter with all of them!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
# bllleeeeaaaaggghh I did finish my shitty web pages.
NOW TO RELAX BY PUTTING SOME THINGS BACK ON SHELVES
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# do you put true crime books in the romance section?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)
# we don't have smut like that in this library.
 
only the very highest of brows in here.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:42, archived)
# do you put porn in the religious materials?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)
# Where are the fuck books?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)
# IN THE FUCK SECTION
COME THIS WAY
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Wøø
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)
# CRACKATTAB.
i think i've mentioned before that i own a box full of plastic crabs. i haven't seen it lately, though. i wonder if it scuttled away....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Likely these little buggers took them.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)
# and cooked them and ate them.
i get to have physiotherapy soon. yay me.

ugh.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Yick, best etc--of course.
They'll have your legs grow, I prey for thems.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)
# stupid doctors. i hates the aches.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# It is their mating season now.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)
# YIFF? YIFF?
YIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFOWWWWWOOOWOOWOOOWWWW!
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)
# THAT WAS HORRIBLE, I WOULD RATHER STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)
# it's not my mating season though. sorry, crabs.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# SITZ ON MY FACE NOWS PLSKTHX
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# a crab.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# yeah, he is nameless at this point.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)