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# Less of a bandwagon
more the great bandwagon train of 1997 and onwards.

Oooh I am a bit arsy today- do apologise, female problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Can't drive?


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# No, I can't drive
but then it's cheaper to get the bus everywhere anyway. WAY cheaper.


I can ride, however (easy, I mean motorbikes) which is far better than driving stupid cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i know
my car gets used maybe once every two weeks.
Walking to work ftw! (unless its raining like today, in which case turning up with wet legs ftl)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# cheaper: yes, I've got my MOT in two weeks... there goes £600 most likely....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I shall just post an old QOTW answer of mine here
www.b3ta.com/questions/peeves/post153627
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Do you really knit?
I hope you do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I try my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I can recommend Motomaster in Watford.
Two years in a row I passed with flying colours despite the fact that I knew stuff was wrong.

So, you know, I may be about to die every time I drive anywhere, but at least it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# cool, that's just down the road from me most likely :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# World of pain Dude...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *surpresses lollage*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# you will be!
*gets all feminist and angry*
i can't drive, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft.... hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i'm far too easily distracted by shiny things
i'd kill either myself or some luckless pedestrian. i had one driving lesson in my mate's car, floored it along the beach.
that was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yuck
why are female problems so yucky...

but so tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ooooh, saved yourself at the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# feel free share your problems with me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Half b3tan, half mooncup, all man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I have to admit to being unsure what a mooncup is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You'll either be really offended or unmoved if you google it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# try
"hornay"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I don't quite understand how it could be comforable though...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I was halfway through my lunch, now I'm at the beginning of it again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Good for you- full of iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# If I wanted iron, I'd lick the hinges on my front door.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Wuss....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# would I be more manly if I slammed an empty shot glass on the table and shouted "FILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Depends on what you wanted it filled with
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# :|
Gerrout of my mind.

AND WIFF THAT I AM PLAY MOAR GAEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# diet caffiene-free coca cola
awww crap, there goes my last little bit of masculinity....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Brown water, then.
I can make you some of that, go and get me some undercooked chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# 1 girl 1 glass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Whole new meaning to the term 'coke float'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# eeeeewwwww!
cream soda was always much nicer in a float.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ugh
you mucky woman
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yep. Brilliant, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Depends what you want her to fill it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Wonderful turn of phrase, that man!
major office lollery.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Driving failures and an inability to comprehend basic engineering?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)