
I would check, but my eyes are full of semen.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11,
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let it dry, it'll flake off a treat.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12,
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things may look a little fuzzy for a few days, but on the plus side, it's all protein.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17,
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with the added benefit that it doesn't smell like a frenchman's sock.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19,
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pay to have a Frenchmans' sock, preferably stale.
*mindbleaches*
*nausea*
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35,
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*mindbleaches*
*nausea*

i bit the fucker's toe, he soon shifted it!
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41,
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*tries to remember, no matter how tempting it may be, never to eat a pizza in the vicinity of XLVII*
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20,
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i really must think of my figure. do you know how many calories are in it?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34,
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