
you're tall and slim ergo small man-bum and male, so hairy.
*Miss Marple*
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58,
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*Miss Marple*

very clever, very clever indeed.
i've been told my bum is "irresistable"
by my wife no less
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59,
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i've been told my bum is "irresistable"
by my wife no less

as opposed to no arse
generally have nice arses.
But I'm not fingering them. Oh no.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00,
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generally have nice arses.
But I'm not fingering them. Oh no.

takes all my effort to do it myself.
i've said too much
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01,
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i've said too much

my bum resists quite healthily.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02,
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yah big blaw hard!
*insults by "the broons" and "oor wullie"*
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03,
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*insults by "the broons" and "oor wullie"*

how hard the latter is to read when you're 6 and have never met a Scottish person?
It made me fucking CRY.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06,
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It made me fucking CRY.

In the words of Liz, you should be running. :D
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10,
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everyone in glasgow has a fat arse.
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and the odd trip when I'm home.
no.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03,
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no.

and anyway, nothing wrong with a proper behind. I'd present the back of myself as exhibit A but someone'd tell me off.
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