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# I do think I've given Scarlet a very lovely bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What a naughty chappie you are!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'm sure your drawings keep you toasty warm at night.

But is it as sexy as tea?

You decide.

Which is sexier?
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(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Depends who serves it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Few things are sexier than tea
apart from maybe kirsten dunst eating a bacon sandwich whilst wrestling a velociraptor in space
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It looks like the voting public agrees with you there.


About the Kirsten/space/velociraptor/bacon thing, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# cup of tea every fuckin' time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# that made me want a cup of tea
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# yiffy squirells have hairy pussies
yuck!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# A little hairy for my tastes
but nicely drawn nonetheless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# i read
A little hairy for my testes
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# it's a bit small
and furry

needs more "oomph"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'd wager you've just described yours as well there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# erm...
who have you been talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nobody
you're tall and slim ergo small man-bum and male, so hairy.

*Miss Marple*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hmm
very clever, very clever indeed.

i've been told my bum is "irresistable"
by my wife no less
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Men who have an arse
as opposed to no arse
generally have nice arses.
But I'm not fingering them. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i wouldn't let you anyway
takes all my effort to do it myself.


i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# what about
men who ARE arses?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone's an arse.
That's just human basic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that must lead to a lot of clean-up.
my bum resists quite healthily.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# explains a lot
yah big blaw hard!

*insults by "the broons" and "oor wullie"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# do you have ANY IDEA
how hard the latter is to read when you're 6 and have never met a Scottish person?

It made me fucking CRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ye wee greetin' bairn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Now of course, it'll just turn me on.
In the words of Liz, you should be running. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# awa'n boil yer heid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Now that's just rude, and dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# were you sitting on her at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# you left out the glaswegian factor.
everyone in glasgow has a fat arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# never been to glasgow eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# apart from the 8ish years I lived there
and the odd trip when I'm home.

no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# well then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Not everyone
and anyway, nothing wrong with a proper behind. I'd present the back of myself as exhibit A but someone'd tell me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# who is this someone?
home time for me. toodles
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Someone, anyone.
Have a lovely weekend, duderino.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# cheerio bawbag.
nice to see you about again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# me?
I wouldn't tell you off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Not exactly what I was getting at
I actually meant the wife, due to presentation of back of self to associated b3tans and lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oooooh
I see. Still, my point stands. I wouldn't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I should think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# squirrelly bottom!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# yeh
but animal's arses are fucking disgusting. Their standards of hygeine are not the same as most humans, and they're hairier than 25% of the women I've slept with.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# my cats always licking hers
dirty bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# If I could, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# me first!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I'd love to see you pulling an ourobouros ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I didn't mean mine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I know, I'm being annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# annoying?
or sexy?

hmm...

no, definitely annoying. I would not like to lick my anus.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I don't want to see you do that at all, come to think of it.
Although now I can't think about anything else.

You look upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Upset that you're making me lick my own anus?
"No, please Captain Wow, I don't like it..."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Oh that didn't help, you're crying now.
I've got a very vivid imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Can I stop?
My back hurts and my tongue feels bad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Yes, yes please do.
I'm sorry. I'll get you a towel and some valium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# alright Ace?
Rimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Smoke him a kipper
He'll be back for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# tag nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Woo
What a lovely bum that is too.

Scarlet's been to the gym hasn't she?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# RIS
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)