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# swallow it hole to prove you are a man, but remember to dilute it first with a little tequilla
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i titrated that bitch until it was acid
still only tickled my gladis.

should of really watered the frogs first though.

it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# nuclear frogs from orbit
only way to make them hopping mad and radioactive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# but then you got to fear the antimater flies
one blast from those alibaster tongues it's good bye space orbit hello inverse jupiter. If you know warra mean.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# it's ok, I'll just spray them with mormon pamphlets
OH GOD, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL

AMEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I love the fact mormon's use that as a euphamism
they're told god doesn't want them wanking so if they call it "handing out pamphlets" they get off scott free.

but yes.. didn't you hear the flies are immune to mormon jism. they feast on it like delapedated prolapses cow vaginas suckling a hole kicked into the side of a rotten pigs carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# why, it's enough to make me want to go door to door wearing a suit and tell everyone "You're stupid and wrong, do what I say"
:D

edited for mongasm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hi, I come from no church.
I'm here to tell you why believing in any God is really quite a silly thing to do. You see we follow this thing that's been written down in many many books. It's called science.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# SCIENCE makes more nuclear devices than religion ever could!
SCIENCE 1 RELIGION -0
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# what, dear sir, did you use as an indicator?
phenol-trilby-pthalein
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oooh your science based hat puns really do
bowler me over.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i offer you this for when you next go ghost spotting with derek akora:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)