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# I have a friend
who is quite fond of Costcutter white cider. 'tis called White Strike, but it gets him pissed v. cheaply, despite its mingingness
He told me this evening that out of the last 56 evenings, he has been drunk for 50 of them.
Impressive/pathetic, no?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i'll tell you what is cheap and tasty
tesco value lager. 23p a can. you can't really drink it to get pist though, cos it's only 2%
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)
# The Coop used to sell "Hampden Lager"...
...a fantastic name, but you pissed it out faster than you could drink it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
# i want hampsterdance lager
i want hampsterdance pubs

in fact, i want hampsterdance clubs. where everyone holds their hands in the air and revolves, to the sound of a looped midi file
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)
# My local offy sells
Viborg lager. 40p a can. Tastes like that ultra cheap shandy crap you get in two litre bottles, only with more chemicals. I think it's 2% (maybe less). I do not recommend it.

On another note, just got back from an Anti-Flag gig. Fookin ace!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)