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# it just felt appropriate


and what did YOU do?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Eurgh...
...you realise those wisdom teeth probbly had several different men's urine on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)
# um
was it that kind of pub ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# it's
a whisk i'm rilling to take.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Well...
with my incredibly low alcohol tolerance, and student bar prices, I managed to get pissed for the grand sum of £4.50.
I am stil feeling distinctly slow in the head, and I'm currently listening to a bootleg of Radiohead and Marvin Gaye, from www.gohomeproductions.co.uk It's rather ace, and I recommend that you all download a copy and play it very loudly.
Gourd, i've made so many typo's in that, think I edited most of them out though.
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I can get pissed...
...for less than that.

/meths
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Meths tastes bad.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
# white lightning tastes worse than anything known to man
but which is cheaper?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I have some white lightning.
Soneone left it here after a party about 3 years ago and nobody's dared drink it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I have a friend
who is quite fond of Costcutter white cider. 'tis called White Strike, but it gets him pissed v. cheaply, despite its mingingness
He told me this evening that out of the last 56 evenings, he has been drunk for 50 of them.
Impressive/pathetic, no?
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i'll tell you what is cheap and tasty
tesco value lager. 23p a can. you can't really drink it to get pist though, cos it's only 2%
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)
# The Coop used to sell "Hampden Lager"...
...a fantastic name, but you pissed it out faster than you could drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
# i want hampsterdance lager
i want hampsterdance pubs

in fact, i want hampsterdance clubs. where everyone holds their hands in the air and revolves, to the sound of a looped midi file
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)
# My local offy sells
Viborg lager. 40p a can. Tastes like that ultra cheap shandy crap you get in two litre bottles, only with more chemicals. I think it's 2% (maybe less). I do not recommend it.

On another note, just got back from an Anti-Flag gig. Fookin ace!
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Well this was Carling
at this term's special price of £1,50 a pint, instead of £1.65. Still, I've got this on repeat in Winamp, so I'm happy!

/drunk student

Can I write HTML while pissed? Wow!
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
# for 8 quid
i can get a bot of scotch an 2 litres of coke at tesco (hic)
(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)
# You waste whisky...
...by putting coke in it?

Well, I suppose if it only cost you 8 quid, you probably need something in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)
# for 6.88
you cant drink it "au natural"
(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Is that own brand whiskey,
and Tesco value coke?

That sounds so very wrong...
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# fraid' so
bit skint this week.
(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)
# i think you mean
www.gohomeproductions.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)
# no
it's definitely www.gohomeproductions.co.uk
but I am sozzled, so who konws?
who cares? you're all web-literate, you'll find it eventually.
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)
# no
www.gohomeproductions.co.uk/
is the visited link for me so that's a valid route to finding them.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)
# See?
You know where to find it!
now dowenload 'sexual high' and bask in its glories!
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)
# done all that
i'm on the mailing list so I always get a reminder when a new one comes out.
have you heard cocoashunters by jirob? muse.cream.org/mp3/mattswork/ that's one of my fave tunes from the 'scene' last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)
# it goes to the same place:
.co.uk in the end.

And thanks for the tip, "Sexual High" is messing up my head in all the right ways!
(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Yay!
'tis a work of genius, I tells you!
I though it was good when sober, but when pissed, you can sing along and everything!
Now, I should get to bed.
Where's bed?
Oh yeah, just a lurch across the room

/student accomodation with 10Mbit internet access
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
# what are you doing
back this early?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Haven't you heard?
last orders is 11 or so, and they like it if you're gone by 11.20. It's the law, or something...
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
# you should move to scotland
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)
# pfft, stupid drinking laws
(and I do no you get shat on almightily down south). Most oubs here last orders is 12:45, close at 1am. Though there are some open till three. And then Penny Blacks is open from 5 till sometime mid morning. 5am, that is, natch. To actaully drink for 24 hrs solid without using an off licence you need to go to a pizza restraunt at about 3am.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)