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# I knew a spider who swallowed an old lady....
If she's still here... This is for Gracielou, for inspiration




I accept that it's quick, crude and crap!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away

mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# that woman is actually
5ft 11in.... think about it
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)
# argh!
the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale

I'm only 5'3"...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)
# ahhhh
*pats head condescendingly*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# careful
I'll bite your knees...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)
# that's the best offer
i've had in months!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# well
where I bite kinda depends on how tall you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# arghhhhhhhh!
Raid! Raid!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Napalm!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# oh yes
or aerosol hairspray and a lighter
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Why are you all being
so mean to Joe?

You eat between eight and ten of his buddies every year while you sleep!

HA!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# between eight and ten?
you mean nine?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I actually meant
8.25 spiders....

One of them usually swings away with battle scars to scare their grandkids later in life
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Lies
www.snopes2.com/science/stats/spiders.htm
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# thanks thirdman
stamping out myths and falsities at every turn.
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# *pop*
Damn, my sarcasm meter just exploded!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# This is one of the fundamental things
that keeps me going.... next you'll be badmouthing Santa and my "real" girlfriend! HaHa
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
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Bugger! >_<
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# GAH!
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)