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# awwww
poor old bovvie.
You're a legend on here, remember all b3tan men are gorgeous*
* this statement may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# It's not true,
some are blessed with handsomeness the rest of us have to make do with sparkling personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Which makes
them the pretty ones
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Possibly.
Sadly I'm blessed with neither.
Luckily I have a knob the size of a petrified King Cobra.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# It's true
You've seen how petrified things shrink, right?

At least, that's what his imaginary girlfriend told me, while he was out the other night
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)