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# Good Morning

Clicky piccy for 1024x768 full on knob out size
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)
# boootiful
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)
# You know, you look just like
Christine Aguilorioanwaterfountainara...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)
# You mean
Mariah Carey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)
# anyone got
a tissue handy ?


/runs...........
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)
# here, use this one
I've finished
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# still got that
embarrasing little problem then I see
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# No,
I meant Anastasia.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Bovine
it is unhealthy to know so many pop bints.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I know.
I scare myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Sure you didn't mean britney
?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Oh dear god
he said the 'B' word after being expressly warned against it!

It's guys like you who'd cross the streams and either a) All life as we know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light or b) Getting piss on our shoes.

I've said my piece.
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# grrrrr
.
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# eh?
I do not
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# don't worry about it
bovine looks like sloth off the goonies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Aye you guuuuys!
Root, root, Baby, root

he's a little light on quotable lines
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Its
Baby Ruth.
And he does have some good lines.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# at least get them right
it's "Baby Ruth".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# So the the chocolate bar is called a Baby Ruth?
What's that about?
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I know you don't,
I was being silly cos of what you said in your profile.
And I do not look like Sloth from the Goonies...I look more like Chunk.

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)
# awwww
poor old bovvie.
You're a legend on here, remember all b3tan men are gorgeous*
* this statement may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# It's not true,
some are blessed with handsomeness the rest of us have to make do with sparkling personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Which makes
them the pretty ones
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Possibly.
Sadly I'm blessed with neither.
Luckily I have a knob the size of a petrified King Cobra.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# It's true
You've seen how petrified things shrink, right?

At least, that's what his imaginary girlfriend told me, while he was out the other night
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# That is
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)
# so are you my sweet
bugger replied to the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)
# No you didn't.
You dirty slut-man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)
# you know you wan't me
just remember what Jadeviper said about blokes of 35 ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)
# tis true
best sex ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# sorry
I was pissed
Don't remember a thing
but thanks for the compliment ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I'm
35 stone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# and 2 ozs
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# that's just the bag of
toffees that he's carrying
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# he's
a man whore!
he's a dirty he bitch
/duce bigallow
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Heh,
I actually quite enjoyed that film.
He-Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# morning spittle chine
you did that on purpose didn't you

welllllllllllllll we've hit our DSL target now and we're gonna get it in about a year!!!!

btcnuts
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)
# DSL ?
hehehe contetion ratio of 25/1
should be just like having a 56k


*waves cable modem tauntingly*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# i like that
and good morning all
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Blinky blimey
that's dead good that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Cheeky request time
Has anyone bought today's Daily Mail?

If so, can you scan it and send it to me? I have a crap idea and can't bear the social ridicule of purchasing said chip wrapper.

Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Is this a joke
about asylum seekers?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# No
but I could do one about saving England for the English if you like...
:-)

Is that the right smiley face? I've never understood em...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# nor me, i should have put a winky up there
one of these ;) rather than the other type!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# winky
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# oooh nice
but no cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)
# what a wonderful
way to start the day!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)
# That is rather wonderous
you have excelled yourself Mr Flan
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)
# pulled a muscle doing that
was going for the oyster, but she was frigid

/cape
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)
# that's great
I couldn't work out what it was from the small version
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)
# christ on a bike
praise from a b3ta god !

now terribly humble
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)
# it is a good wallpaper
mind if I add it to the b3tapaper blog?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)
# feel free
there more here www.churchwards.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wallpaper.html
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)
# blimey
some good ones there - like the hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# thats luverly
sir...did you get me email....
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)
# yes
text me ur home number
I'll give you a call after I've signed on
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)
# call my mobile
i am working today....
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Yaaay!

8D
(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)