Possibly.
Sadly I'm blessed with neither.
Luckily I have a knob the size of a petrified King Cobra.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09,
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It's true
You've seen how petrified things shrink, right?
At least, that's what his imaginary girlfriend told me, while he was out the other night
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The_Intriguing_Mr_P,
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24,
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