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# once, I did a shit, that was so big, it hurt
and when I looked into the bowl, it was like 'NO WAY' it was so big

it was the biggest shit ever

and it wouldn't flush, it was gigantic

it was called 'The Torpedo' (el torpedo-o in spanish)

and I had to use several buckets of water to finally dislodge this mighty otter and send it on it's way out into whatever fucking adventures it was going to have at the shit farm.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# a great story
i would read that story again
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# it is a shit of legend
some say, that if you hold your ear to the u-bend you might just hear it singing, as it sails about the sewage system, righting wrongs and fighting in the name of justice

and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# never name your shits
you start to become attached and emotional , next thing you know your reluctant to flush
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# if I collected my shit I'd be up to my eyeballs in my own shit
what a fucking mess that would be

I'd have to lay it in ever thicker quantities at some location

eventually it would gain such mass as to be a suitable habitat for modern living
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# This story is better
than any Harry Potter book.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Filling of the Pot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I did a poo, it looked abit like jesus
it walked on water... i flushed... then it came back! :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# BOOMERFECANG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ...WAAAAAT?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I'm not entirely certain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)