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# this must be underwater love.
the way i feel it slipping all over me.

also: snaxeballs sent me another email, with a pic (nsfw) that he made 'with the popular computer program photo shop' (his words).

he must be a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Haha
yeah, the end game is neigh, I better write my response e-mail
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# the end game is neigh?
you love horses, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# LOL
The first letter of a sentence is capitalized, Jerk Face.

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
# whinny whinny oats paddock, stallion barn stable.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Did you make the file name?
Also, I don't know who that could be. It's not Dekion. It's too coherent to be atomic. It's definately not Dyslexia or Rapitinui. I doubt Gronkpan.

Who could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)
# atomic is my best guess
I really want it to be DEMAND A CABINET or the Horse is a Alien guy. It has an old school vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)
# GAR!
IT'S COCKWEASEL!

IT HAS TO BE!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# haha! i wish it was the horse is a alien guy.
that would be great!

i named it 'snaxesack_achieve', but he'd already named it 'achieve'.

who is demand a cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Proto-Dyslexia
One of the most hated and abused b3tans of all time after Syncubus.

Sadly, this is all that's left of her in the searchable archives:

www.b3ta.com/board/2821104
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)
# i must have missed her/him somehow..
whoever it is, s/he did a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# at what point did syncubus become one of the most hated and abused b3tans of all time?
not denying it, just missed it

edit: i'm quite enjoying your review of Iron Man.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:45, archived)
# About the same time as he went to the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:51, archived)
# shame, i always liked him.
i guess i'm no better; i'm pretty mild-mannered, but i always drop out of commenting on the board during the summer, and i rarely have any new pictures to post anymore. i'd feel better if i would even slop something together in MSPaint for shock value, but i can't even be arsed to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)
# i still like him. i had no idea he was hated.
oh well, we all have enemies. sometimes they define us in a positive way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# it's true
though one of the most defining characteristics about him I can remember is that in his b3ta profile, the cursor becomes a cock; not just any cock, but HIS cock




...I always respected him for that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Yeah, I don't think it was completely justified
but then, he did log on to /talk.

I mean, I'd be sad to hear that he'd been electrocuted but if he stuck his dick in the toaster then there's only so much sympathy I can give.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# was it a toaster? i thought it was a blender.
either way, the man lost a testicle, i can't withhold much sympathy from that. i mean, ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)
# you know, i should have noticed that.
i seem to have skipped 'hated' and noted only 'abused' - and didn't take it as 'unfairly abused', more in 'abused like we are all here, in the standard b3tan manner.

h8 is gr8, but only if we direct it toward our common enemy: gronkpan.

edit: OH SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# you are so lucky i'm on my other computer
or i'd be posting that animation of you, headless, with a gopher sticking out your arse
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)
# It was a parrott.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# pretty sure it was a mammal of some sort
oh! it was a gerbil! i'm positive
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)
# haha. i like a couple of those pics.
i gazzed her/him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# what an interesting individual
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)
# YOU ARE MY GOD SIR
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Ok, any thoughts I had of this guy being real are gone
which is both good and sad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:55, archived)
# yeah, i cried some tears.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)
# My guess has been the only honest thing is; he's a writer.
Likely trawling for urban vampire/goth story ideas and characterizations.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# i hope he has the sense to find this place and join in.
i think all the other toronto people abandoned b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# He 'seems' ready to start in, yes.
Or Toronto.

*points to pretty mountains with sparkling lights out my window*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# bah.
mountains are over-rated and attract tourists with ugly shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Yes, you are correct about that.
But we do let them plummet to their deaths.
Which might make the mountains more attractive for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# you're right! i'd forgotten about that, and the winter cannibalism.
i think i'll buy a mountain for my own personal use here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# can anyone say "frankspencer"?
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# no, nobody can.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# IT'S YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# it's all of us.
our collective unconsciousness has become independently sentient and now possesses an iq in the quadruple digits (and that is growing exponentially).

thankfully for all other forms of life, a bit of our personalities slipped into the code and SNAXEBALLS, while clearly hyper-intelligent and malevolent, uses his talents to make cdcs in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:16, archived)
# DON'T START IT, GRUNTPAIN!
ANYWAY, IF IT WAS ME YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS ME.

I would have hardly missed the chance to bounce it off you.
Just as you have done so with me in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# What is a snaxeballs and why does it email you?
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# heh. it's hard to explain....
this is snaxeballs.
he's emailing me because i emailed him and sent him some pics that people here made after i posted his ad here for funs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# But it says he's looking for a woman.
Is it the one in the photos he's looking for?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# i browse all the personals - gender is a myth.
i still think he's a b3tan trolling us.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I think gender has a mythter as well:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# are you thaying i lithp?
thacrelige!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Clearly
he wants a poodle

and wishes he had more muscles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)
# MUSCLEPOODLE.
i remember those videos.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# haha
"is this real?" hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# youtube comments are a guilty pleasure of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# even tho it often descends into
"AMERICA OMG LIEK TOTTALLY SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE OPINION"

and "YOU LIEBARRALS ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID COMMIE TERISTS"

why is it, that whenever I hear an american say "liberals" I just KNOW that I'm going to hear a spectacularly retarded fountain of clueless shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)
# i pretty much restrict myself to commenting on cockweasle's donk video.
though i do mod a lot of comments down here and there because i know it makes people crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)
# you'd think with the internet people would have "some" fucking clue about things
instead of just whatever gets pumped out of the tv set

but meh, looks like folks don't do critical thinking anymore

edit: right, I have to escape and do stuff bbl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# see you.
i'm off to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)