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# BOTTOM!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BOTTOM MY LORD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'll wager that bottom's never been spanked
by a rolled up copy of Woman's Weekly whilst wearing wellies filled with cocoa . . .

*realises who he's talking about*

Ashally I wanna change me wager . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# You too Cap'n?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I was young, my rent needed paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# and yet, you could afford cocoa . . .
you could afford cocoa . . .*ponders*

AND a subscription to Woman's Weekly . . .

unless you were in the doctor's waiting room . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# How do YOU get your repeat prescriptions?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# y'know, I've never tried . . .
I've never tried . . .
*buys wellies and cocoa*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Same here
The guy dazzled me with promises of goloshes filled with Horlicks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ovaltine kinky boots for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# nah!
It seeps out the zip . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# (MY LADY)
I'LL WAGER THAT SWEET ROUND PAIR OF PEACHES HAS NEVER BEEN FORCED TWIXT TWO SPLINTERED PLANKS TO PLUG A LEAK AND SAVE A SHIP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# You're too good for a lady.
Scarily, my ex looks like a long haired version of the young Tom Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# My ex looks like Patrick Troughton
After his death
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Alright, you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Or not, as the case may be :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# It's a victory of some sort....
MMMMMMM quality street.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# TOFFEE PENNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'm currently doing the toffee penny gurn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I am now too
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# We're so bloody sexy.
How does the world cope with both of us being alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# With great difficulty - that's why the world is always at war
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmmm!
One of only 3 Quality Streets worth eating!
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# My ex looks like Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Before or after the ugly laser?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Poor ex!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# heheh
also, trelly beat me to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I cannot be out-blackaddered
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha!
there are an awful lot of blackadder fans on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mmmm, Blackadder
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# i still say
the last episode was the best ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Still can't watch it without crying
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# same here
that's why i won't watch it if anyone else is there.
saying that, my 12-year-old nephew watched it here a while ago, i walked into the room just in time to see him wiping away the tears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Mark 2, natch.
Edit: sorry, naturally. I've had to write copy aimed at 18-25 year olds this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i have no windows this morning
and a house full of strange, fluorescent-jacketed, tea-guzzling men...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Put them all in the cellar
drain them one by one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# cellar?
oh, you mean the dungeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)