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# smoking kills


Smoking kills.
In tests, 100% of all smokers die... eventually.
Much better to give up now - wait for a bus to hit you instead.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Non-smokers die every day.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# yay!
Bill Hicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Listening to his sketch
"Hi, my name's Bill Hicks, and I'm dead now" is amazingly eerie... The man rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# It's just sad that he's no longer relevant...
""I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet."Pick it up.""I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me.""Pick up the gun.""Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.""Pick up the gun."(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)"You all saw him - he had a gun."
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# speaking of Hicks,
everyone is aware of the Bill Hicks Bootleg archive online, right?
I won't post the link in a lame attempt to conserve some of their bandwidth, but you can find it easily on google anyway :-)
Recommend his biography. The man was a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Il est
mon amour
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# mais
il mort
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Je sais
je suis très triste.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# And even worse
People who had one fag years ago and then went
to the gym every day for the rest of their
lives also died!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Exercise kills
*VERY IMPORTANT FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# excercise doesnt kill people
death does.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# it's a good slogan
"treadmills don't kill people, exercise kills people"
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# You're one of those
crazed yoga-wielding nutters from the National Exercise Association, ain't ya?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i have no problem with people smoking
as long as the smoke doesn't get in my face. (although I hate that it makes my clothes stink really bad, just because i've been in a pub.)

And they can't do it in my car or my flat. I think thats fair enough. Although, I don't get many people knocking on my door asking if they can just pop in and smoke. That would be odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you can't smoke in my flat
please. but there's something actually rather nice about a smoky pub. especially if you're sitting outside and it's just drifting about.

you can't get drunk unless it's smoky - FACT.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)