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# Non-smokers die every day.
*FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# yay!
Bill Hicks :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Listening to his sketch
"Hi, my name's Bill Hicks, and I'm dead now" is amazingly eerie... The man rocked.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# It's just sad that he's no longer relevant...
""I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet."Pick it up.""I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me.""Pick up the gun.""Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.""Pick up the gun."(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)"You all saw him - he had a gun."
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# speaking of Hicks,
everyone is aware of the Bill Hicks Bootleg archive online, right?
I won't post the link in a lame attempt to conserve some of their bandwidth, but you can find it easily on google anyway :-)
Recommend his biography. The man was a genius.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Il est
mon amour
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# mais
il mort
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Je sais
je suis très triste.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# And even worse
People who had one fag years ago and then went
to the gym every day for the rest of their
lives also died!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Exercise kills
*VERY IMPORTANT FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# excercise doesnt kill people
death does.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# it's a good slogan
"treadmills don't kill people, exercise kills people"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# You're one of those
crazed yoga-wielding nutters from the National Exercise Association, ain't ya?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)