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# still say he looks like alan rickman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I overheard HT in the pub last week
pretending to be Alan Rickman. I asked him to sign my copy of Die Hard, and he did. Then I realised it was Alan Rickman.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i would have sex with alan rickman
whether he wanted to or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You'll be looking for my new and patented 'Sex Convincer'
It's basically a lead pipe, and you just kind of bash them on the head a bit, until they're unconscious. Not too hard though you'll kill them. Although if you like that it's ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lead pipe is bad for teh stiffy
i'll stick to the rohypnol/viagra approach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# With a bit of Pete Townshend...
when younger...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# eyes / nose bit
and ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# and which bit of Pete Townsend do they look like
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# His shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)