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# Stupid shitty thing


I've taken up a photo shop class at college.
No way should photoshop be a lesson, especially with students like me.

But hey ho, Morgans been liquified, with a borat in the corner!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ok.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# looks like you sure learned a thing
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# People take those lessons in order to get qualifications to get them a job.
They don't take them to make bollocks like this.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# It comes on the B.Tech I've taken.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# no they take them because extra modules=extra funding
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# And so they can pretend to be Happytoast and get laid.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I'm sure that'd work so well in many locations
"I'm HappyToast, an artist on b3ta"
"Piss off or I'll stab you"

:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I've only ever met one other American in person who even knew about b3ta
and then there was my friend Jack who was in America for a semester from Oxfordshire...
"I post stuff on b3ta, ever heard of b3ta, Jack?"
"Oh, you're on beeter, then, are you... Christ"
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I don't think b3ta is a place to meet americans
generally :)

youtube, I think that's the place to meet americans :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
it's true, unfortunately... but then that's why i'm here, because meeting americans isn't really on my to-do list :-P
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# You should stop trying to pick people up in bus stations
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# but once they get to know you they are really nice
and sometimes they'll share their cider after they've stabbed you enough

and that's just the women
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# instead, learn photoshop from having mucked about on b3ta for years
and THEN take the class and impress everyone at how even utter cack you make is better than their feeble, novice efforts
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yes
take this opportunity to monumentally take the piss :D

teacher is usually 1 chapter ahead of class anyway :)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I've pretty much just been hiding kittens in everything
I can't bring myself to CDC anything yet, I was rather hoping for a good grade in there
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# heh
do some 'fake model photography'

oh, and drop shadows

:)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# good luck to you, sir!
needs more CDC
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# also, your profile link needs amending dude
speaking of morgan freeman, off to finally see dark night now. laters b3ta!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
Needs more lessons talent.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)