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# By not dying in the 264 months
since you fell from your mothers vagina onto the cold linoleum of your terraced outhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# this ^
and it's my b-day today.

Edit: the guy in your profile, scares the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# He scares the shit out of everyone who is not a rabid Ulster Unionist twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)