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# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# By not dying in the 264 months
since you fell from your mothers vagina onto the cold linoleum of your terraced outhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# this ^
and it's my b-day today.

Edit: the guy in your profile, scares the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# He scares the shit out of everyone who is not a rabid Ulster Unionist twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# happappappapaapappappaay birth ceremony day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I was 22 earlier.
It's quite palatable.

Would you like a celebratory Palin? She's got lots of lovely teeth, all the better for... er... munching your face with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Freshly tagged Palin?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ah, knackers.
I knew there was something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I was 22 earlier too.
We should make a club.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Me too.
13 years earlier, but still counts shirley...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You're older than me,
Lah, Lah, Lah,

Everybody knows, you're older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I'm going to take this to mean a large Club biscuit.
You're right, we should. Well, you should, I'm balls at baking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I had my third of a century on Friday
so I got a comedy beard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I eventually saw the photos you posted
Very nice. I think you should have kept it.

Edit: and happy birthday. You can have a Palin if you want. She's got lovely teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I wouldn't be quite so pushy with her
had she not taken me hours.



cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# photo taken
in True-o-visionTM
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ack.
As if she's not fearsome enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'm not sure if I find this or the real thing more scary

top shop though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Cheers lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I see what you've done
Black and white, innit?

*Digs out Slayer*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# this is just lully
probs should be the new image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I vaguely remember 22
I think I waas drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I wasn't really drunk
I was fat though, so 23's been better from that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# that's how i remember my
17-18-19-20-21 :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# that's how I don't remember mine
..well parts of them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I think I was 22 just short of 6 years ago, and as I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night, I've no chance for remembering my 22nd :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I was 22 last century.
Which scares me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I only made it to 16.
But I think I did quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# 19 for me. I figured any more than the 10 birthdays I had that decade would have just been greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# 16, new years eve 1999
where was I? My friends were in the pub, and I was sat at home with a mother drunk on Nostradamus, holding my wrist in a vicelike grip and crying because she didn't want the world to end.

Clever woman as well, don't know what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# What was the reaction to all the CERN stuff then?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Normal, thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ^
1997 sheeesh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Happy birthday!
This is the closest I've got to cayke!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# is this a firefox cayke?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It's a 3D firefox cayke!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Happy birthday.
I was 22 a couple of weeks ago, it's going quite well so far.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Happy birthday!
For your present you can kick me up the arse.
You'll be doing me a favour as I cannot seem to get going today.

Top cock cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
#
*unlurks at the mention of arses and cakes in the same reply.

also, happy birthday young person.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ta gstq
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Now is the time
you need to play Lost at 22 by Life of Agony
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?
have this *

Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life...

all you rocker types will probably choke bones over this, it's Matt Maiellaro as Geddy Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# If it isn't Abba related, I'm lost
'lo Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hey sweetpea
it's called Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary, and it's a song to replace happy birthday. Do you know how many people have a birthday every year? Hundreds, litterally hundreds!

How the expleetive are you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# are you dead yet?
/cobblog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I read that as 'egg of tranny'

what the fuck is wrong with me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# your body is telling you something
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# silly mediocre
tranny's don't lay eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# happy one year younger than me birthday day
but just you wait for 23.. it's the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *waiting*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)