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# you have been in need of sex for the last 19 years
why has being dumped made it so urgent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Maybe you'll find out
the real truth one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i don't have a dog
*FACT*

andi is a lying toerag and a virgin
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# One of those is true
But which one?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i can say with my hand on my heart
that i don't have, and never have had a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# The second one?


Whoopsie, paradox, does not compute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# That depends
on who you ask
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# shagging your mum does not count
i told you before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Then in that case
I must be a virgin.

But a bloody good looking one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I think
it's a combination of both
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bing Bing Bing
You win! Here - have a free ticket to our bash:



Leeds pic goes down below Thor's post...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)
# not if i get there first
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Cheers
But I'm not near Leeds (or Cheltenham). When's the next one down south as they say?

maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Sometime in
April, there's a London Bash, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)