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# this is my mum and a pan/cake
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)
# that's your mum!
blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# yeps
its cool..when she gets drunk i can get into bed with her while shes passed out
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Look,
we're bad enough without you mentioning stuff like that.
How old are you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)
# sorry
she isnt realy mym mum...ive made a fool of myself...and become more alone...im 33
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Can I shag
her anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# You have no
shame do you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# You're totally right.
I'm recently single and needing sex.

I'm not as bad as Koit though... now he'd have anything. He once shagged Thor's dog. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# don't say that
koit and i are getting married.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that's why god invented internet porn
.
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# God invented porn
to teach us how to type one handed FACT-A-ROONIE
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# you have been in need of sex for the last 19 years
why has being dumped made it so urgent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Maybe you'll find out
the real truth one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i don't have a dog
*FACT*

andi is a lying toerag and a virgin
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# One of those is true
But which one?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i can say with my hand on my heart
that i don't have, and never have had a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# The second one?


Whoopsie, paradox, does not compute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# That depends
on who you ask
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# shagging your mum does not count
i told you before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Then in that case
I must be a virgin.

But a bloody good looking one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I think
it's a combination of both
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bing Bing Bing
You win! Here - have a free ticket to our bash:



Leeds pic goes down below Thor's post...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)
# not if i get there first
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Cheers
But I'm not near Leeds (or Cheltenham). When's the next one down south as they say?

maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Sometime in
April, there's a London Bash, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I would just
like to point out that koit has nothing on me!

/cries
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# who
cares about shame..


can I be next?
(radja, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# She'll need a weeks rest
after I've finished with her... but sure, you can be next in line.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# five minutes to mop up
more like
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I'm sure she would
be happy to hear this conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# She'd be fine
After she saw a piccie of me. Worry not my friend :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*gouges eyes out with trusty swiss army knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Is that
gouges your eyes out or Andi's?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# i
would.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Ah well.
People seem to worry about making fools of themselves here, its never bothered me...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Who is she then
and Can I have some of her cake
(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# shes called Sandra Ellis
shes my mates younger sister and hed kill me if he saw all this post
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Tel No....
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I thought
I recognised Sandra
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# No...
This is Sandra FACT-A-MONDO
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# isn't that called "grooming" these days?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# swanking time
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# i've come over all unnecessary
has anyone got any smelling salts?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# No
but try this 5 week old foreskin cheese
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)
# ewwww
yuky yuky yuky bear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# argh!
unnecessary!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# urm
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)
# well
that shut you up about bloody gourds didn't it!

=8.)


(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# that comment just
caught me off my gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)
# for why the gourd obession?
I am just thick, or are you just being hatstand?
I have been forced to work today, but I've spazzed back ages hunting for an explanation, to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)
# You have a
milf :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Yummy mummy!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Uh, milf?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Mum I'd Like To Feck
That is all.

I changed the wording slightly, because it always amuses me when people uses things like F*ck.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)
# why not just say fuck then
it's far easier.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# that's just
rude.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# well
bolocks to you then cunt features, you can suck a fart out of my arse!

joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# gourd head
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)
# *sob*
how could you insult me like that, you heartless swine

*sob sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)
# i'm sorry
i didn't mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# there might be kiddies watching
we don't want to get an 18 rating do we?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# fuck cunt
piss shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# cocking twat arse
W A N K S T A I N
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# favourite word ever:
jerkwater

It reminds me of my trip to Boston, where I saw it written down in a college there several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I particularly like the phrase 'motherfecker'
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# your mum?
why hellooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That's your mum!
Hubba hubba hubba.

Edit: Heh, look at us, its like we've not seen a woman in years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# speak for yourself, bovine
there was one on the bus this morning

yessssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Hang on,
aren't you married to one?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *looks*
crikey! I'll be back in, er, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Phwoooar! etc.
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I didn't even realise it was pancake day
Don't hold with all these extremist religions meself
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hi
erm...i dont know how to beak this to you but....well...erm.....can i shag your mum??
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)
# jesus, your
mum's a minger.

sorry, i just wanted to go against the grain
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)
# fu
post yours up then :)
(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)
# against the grain?
that's how you get splinters
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I like
your mum
(Slacker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Apart
from the your mum/not your mum thing - what's the point of this pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)
# The cake
is in a pan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# fairy snuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:42, archived)
# a photo like that
doesn't need a point.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Point..
..none.. it's a picture of a bird with a cake. Got more repies than my stunt badger pic today though, which got this many replies : 0
(BadgerSmaker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# should've shoved a gourd
up its arse

thats the in thing these days, god knows why
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Have
my sympathies, I know exactly how you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:47, archived)