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# i'm guessing
he's writing a suicide note
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# and it just says
"goosey goosey goosey Goosey G0oSey"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# and the pages are warped and wrinkled with tears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
"I am so confused... I have the supple dexterous body of a human man with the hands and desires of a man... but the head of a goose, with the inability to think thoughts or have a soul... I was not meant for this world or any other, my enduring hope is that there is no afterlife for the likes of me... and that Audrey can forgive me..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# any man should be happy
with 2 peckers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# all work and no play make Jack a dull boy all work and no play make Jack a dull boy
all work and no play make Jack a dull boy
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# "go crazy?"
"don't mind if i do!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# he has goosey eyes which can only see 3 dimensional objects
so he's never even seen that film

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# he can't even read his own suicide note then?
the poor sorry goosebeast.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# he's looking pretty depressed..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)