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# Jesus forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)
# hehehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:59, archived)
# i *think* i get that....
maybe....

but i dare not look stupid by saying why
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)
# unexpected bundle of joy
(i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:03, archived)
# ahhhhhhh ok
Then i was quite wrong....
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# What WERE you thinking of then,
just out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)
# no really....
Its a good job i didnt say really...

i would have looked quite stupid ..
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)
# You weren't going to say
"What a lovely gift" were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Yup.
It's the above or an 'unexpected' tumble down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# indeed
and a very very dodgy way of sorting it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# gosh.....
Thats quite awful.....

I actualy feel a little sick...

yack yack yack
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:07, archived)
# aw
bless you
still quite interested to find out what you thought it was...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)
# ok ok
I was thinking is was some poor reference to American Psycho moovie...cos he has a whore round...baths her, gets her pissed and does her with a coat hanger...

ok ok ok im stupid
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah
but you sure are pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)
# why thankyou hunny
/blush
/flicker eyelashes

really?

(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# *checks profile*
well, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# well that explains a lot then!
but thank you
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Must be all this
speaking French today
sorry, don't know what came over me...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)
# oh no.....
Don't say sorry :)

i like being called pretty

and lot of other things...especialy in bed.....covered in baby oil...baby

actualy...yeah...quit the french thing...its doing summut funny to me too
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Phew!
Suddenly getting really hot in this office. I think I might have to go now. *ahem* (note to self: French works)
Seeya
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:28, archived)
# You bad
bad bad bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Arrrf
that just caused a bit of a tea incident that did
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:05, archived)
# How does radox help?
Does she smell? Does she need a bath? Or do you throw the bottle at her whilst coathangering and throwing her down the stairs?

Technical points, I know, but it pays to be clear on these things.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)
# presumably he had to imply the bath
but couldn't actually give her a bath. because they're quite heavy and expensive.

i really didn't like that image, though. sorry.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Why the fuck not?
That's what happened in those days. Denying it will do no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)
# but its just nasty......
can't we pretend that no bad things happen ever?
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# If you can hide in a bunker for the next four weeks you may well
be able to do that.
My name's Ben Elton. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# four weeks?
is that all i takes? hell what are we worrying about??!!!

still dont like the whole baby mangling thing though
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)
# To be perfectly blunt "Shit happens"
This could get political very quickly. I suggest we stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:29, archived)
# yes lets stop
i still have nightmares
(pussycat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Well, that's the both of us then.
Have a beer on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)
# arf
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)