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# I've been single...
..for approximately 16 months

I've forgotten what girls look like naked, its tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# one chuff,
two knockers. there you go, simple.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# thank
you very much!
tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# He didn't mean you
obviously - you have skilled hands; sewing together felt fears, for the use of.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# oh and
lots of other things.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# have you tried the internet?
apparently there's pictures of naked people on it, somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Oooh...
...but thats naughty
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I dunno
they're ver ver difficult to find, you have to wade for hours through the educational stuff
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Damned pinko liberals
and their edu-ma-kashun...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# go to hotmail
create an account

wait 10 seconds

click on one of the spam mails offering hot asian/college/mature girls

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's funny cuz it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# it is true...
...but I don't like that sort of thing

and I don't like giving my credit card out online
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# simple answer
give out someone else's!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# whats...
...your credit card number?
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# visa:
4929
1234
5678
9012

Mr. A. N. Other
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)