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# @*#!&%
Fuck! My girlfriend dumped me about a month ago and claimed that she really wanted to maintain contact and that I was really important to her. After this 4 month relationship, she was with another guy within DAYS. (I later found out that she had been flirting and initiating phone conversations with this same guy for a few weeks before she had dumped me.) Of course, her thing about wanting to be friends was total bullshit, as I expected it to be. This new guy amused her so I became obsolete. Just this day I finally called her on all of her bullshit and she said a bunch of garbage about how I'm not mature and how she isn't going to waste anymore time on me.

I got over this girl long ago, but being treated like that when in fact, I should be the one telling her off has put me in a terrible mood. I'm looking to you guys for a good cheering up. :(
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Women are bitches
says the girl who just spent 6 hours with her ex-husband having a laugh and playing pool...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# batsgirl
have you met koit? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# not
in the, ahem, flesh...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# awwww

now pull yourself together and go and get drunk or shop a kitten or both
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# that
is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah
alcohol, the righter of all wrongs!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# The cause of,
and solution to, all of life's problems

(c) Homer Simpson
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# cognito
I think Homer Simpson is the most quotable person ever, I think even more so than Oscar Wilde
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# That's cause
Oscar Wilde didn't get on TV... :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# If it helps at all
you can laugh at me for never having a gf
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I'd be your gf
unless you're still fixated on laini
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Me ?
fixated?

am I ?

Thought that was Stouffer........

Where do you hail from oh girl of bats ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I can't remember, it was a long thread
and some time ago.

I live in Lowestoft, East Anglia.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Aint got a friggin clue where that is
....shite at Geog me.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Look at map of england
look at big bump on right side
find most rightward spot - there.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# OK
If the British Isles is shaped like a man riding a pig, Lowestoft is where the tail should go. It's about as far east as you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# koit
have you met batsgirl? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# That's a nice little mind piss there
love is in the air lalalalalalalallalalalla
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I have learnt to be very cautious of all
too many heartbreaks for this lil Koit.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Well...
ape put a metal spike through his gonads, that was quite amusing. And what koit said.

PS: Women suck (if we're lucky!)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# where's the spazz for the gonad spikation?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Umm,
some of it can be found here: oIo
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I've been single...
..for approximately 16 months

I've forgotten what girls look like naked, its tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# one chuff,
two knockers. there you go, simple.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# thank
you very much!
tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# He didn't mean you
obviously - you have skilled hands; sewing together felt fears, for the use of.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# oh and
lots of other things.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# have you tried the internet?
apparently there's pictures of naked people on it, somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Oooh...
...but thats naughty
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I dunno
they're ver ver difficult to find, you have to wade for hours through the educational stuff
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Damned pinko liberals
and their edu-ma-kashun...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# go to hotmail
create an account

wait 10 seconds

click on one of the spam mails offering hot asian/college/mature girls

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's funny cuz it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# it is true...
...but I don't like that sort of thing

and I don't like giving my credit card out online
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# simple answer
give out someone else's!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# whats...
...your credit card number?
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# visa:
4929
1234
5678
9012

Mr. A. N. Other
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ermm....
there there?

I'm not good at dealing with other people's traumas sorry

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Ditto
dealing with your own is sometimes more than enough fun...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# cheer up mate
and join the club of bitter blokes who've been turned over by simple minded women. If i ever win the lottery i'll start a commune where blokes can live like they want and build a house from emtpy stella/scrumpy jack cans and you'll be invited
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I am female
and I actually helped build a castle of old pizza boxes and beer bottles/cans
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# a girl
after my own heart and a damn pretty one too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# why thankyou
I try.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i dont
and by the looks of it most of the blokes here dont! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# to be pretty?
what do you do?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i put coke on my hair
to style it, trim my beard, wear my old housemates dad's clarks loafers, some moleskin jeans and a keith moon tshirt to show off my arm scars and top it off with a bright green denim jacket that i bought with my first student grant 11 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# too hot to handle!
CASHBACK!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I sell leather undies
when you open the said commune, email me, I'll hook you up with uniforms and restraints...and toys toys toys...
fuck me, I'm too happy for my own good
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Lots of men together with no women?
Sounds a bit bumgay...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# reminds
me of a whizz fuelled festival some time ago.... men dont need real women to be happy, paper women will do
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# she's a whore, you're a cunt
and the only way out of this ungodly mess is to end it all now.

go to the bathroom. take ALL the pills. then go to the kitchen, get a knife, and stab yourself to fucking oblivion.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# /goes



shit... shit... not me.... gaahh
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# okay
.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
do you work for the samaritans?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I feel a red dwarf quote coming on
RIMMER: I used to be in the Samaritans.
LISTER: I know. For one morning.
RIMMER: I couldn't take any more.
LISTER: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all
committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He
only phoned up for the cricket scores!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# on a lighter note
after a proper bender on white lightning mixed with absinthe and nytol i decided to do just that, unhappily i slipped on a puddle of blood on the kitchen floor and cracked my head on the fridge... i woke up with a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Bravo !
and i thought you were joking...
(R3Z, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# can I
have your liver then?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# yeah
but its the size of a rgby ball
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Piost some pics
of her on here, im sure we can jazz em up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I do
have one...
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Is it getting toasty over there?
Haven't I poured enough hours into making images for you people to see and hopefully enjoy during my short time here to warrant myself even one thread aimed at rebuilding my crushed psyche?

Apparently not.

I am too ravaged to even fire up Photoshop to make something in my defense.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# it's fucking dull
however many times you've posted. Please consult your local self-help group.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Karma
.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# dude
i know it doesnt help cos it didnt help me when i had the same stuff and due to impoverishness i still live with the woman who turned me over... but i dont think there is owt we can say that will make things easier. a week down the line it'l seem just as bad, two weeks you will start to think "oh i havent thought about her for an hour or so" and then get the pangs, three weeks it'l be slightly longer and bit by bit it'l just get easier. It also helps if your in need of dieting too, though not much of a bonus if your skinny to start with :0
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i had to laugh




a lot

you 'orrible man
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I only read the first four words of your message.
Have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# seconded
a quick one off the wrist saves a world of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# and brings a kitten
to life
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)