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[challenge entry] Behold!
The future of steam-based space travel:


Bigger!

Let's hope there's coal in space!

From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Careful! You'll put someone's eye out!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# massive space throbber!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# There's enough coal on the moon for the return journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# but the moon's made of cheese! A man can'tpower his rocket with cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# IONIC CHEESE FUSION DRIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# or as it's commonally known
cheesestrings. the real rocket apowerable cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# My space rocket runs on the smiles of kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# "SCOTTY I NEED BRIE AND I NEED IT NOW OR WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
"AHHH GAN FUCK YASEL! AM HAVAN A SHITE!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# HE'S SHITTING BRIE AS FAST AS HE CAN, KIRK, YOU BUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# SHIT BRIE FLYING TAR BRIE DEATH PLASMA SPASM
ORCHID BRIE FLYING FLY FAILED AT DEATH BRIED

wut?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# NEXT SONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# actually, I was trying to think of the name of the incredibly famous song whose name I forgot
and it would go along with "SHITTING BRIE, SHITTING BRIE, WON'T YOU SHIT ME BRIE."

beatles maybe.

fuck I can't remember shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# DISCOBOB, USE YOUR SMARTS TO THINK OF THOSE SHITS YOU WERE THINKING OF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# BUT CATSATTSR MY SMARTS ARE SMARTIN!
edit: fuck this is doing my head in!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# SAD NEWS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# SAD NEWS IS SAD AND IS NEWS
POWERFUL ¤.¤

*sniff*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# How is monitor and internet connection technologies?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# monitor A is depressed
monitor B requires operation by not retarded person

internets is working (due to not actually trying to do anything useful with it)

things make sad

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# :(
My technology probelms seems far less gay when compared to your gay technology probelms.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# my gay technology problems are wholesomely gay
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I've just set Vista to register all 4 of my CPU cores. Before it was all. DUDE, I AM GOING TO LAG YOU AS YOU HAVE 1 MAIN CORE. And I was all. No, dude, I have 4. And he was all. NAWWWWW.
Now he's all, OH, DUDE, I SEE THEM. And my Vista rating has gone up from 5.4 to 5.6.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# so in using 4 cores you have marginally increased your performant
I am holding off vista until I can afford something that positively shits computrons and brie

it may be some time

or indeed never and I might just get what comes after vista
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Windows 7?
I think it's Windows 7? Windows 7? Windows 7?

I figure I'll also wait for that, and get in in 64bit and then I WILL USE OVER 9000 RAMS AND I WILL LAUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# well, I don't see the point on using vista on the crap I have
and the crap I can get really has no point using vista

really I need another xp machine specifically, but I am trying to not be nawty anymore and having kosher computer

also I will be using solaris and bsd on random computers for limited personal amusement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)
# BSD! Good lord. People still willingly adopt it? Good lord.
Unfortunately, both the machines I currently use run Vista, but I'm gonna make a switch to Unix on my lappy someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# everything has it's uses
tho I don't think I'll be installing plan9 anytime soon, or indeed, ever

though I might play with RTEMS

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# o christmas tree?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# "OH SHITTING BRIE"
"OH SHITTING BRIE"
"WHY WONT YOU STOP SHITTING BRIE"
"YOUR BRIE IS SO MOIST"
"SO WET AND FREE"
"IT KEEPS ON SHITTING"
"ALL OVER ME"
"OH SHITTING BRIE"
"OH SHITTING BRIE"
"PLEASE STOP YOUR SHITTING BRIE"

clearly not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# oops I shit brie again
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# IT'S RAINING BRIE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# oh, we could be brie shitters just for one day
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I would do anything for brie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# but I wont shit it out..oh no I wont shit it out
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I Want. To. Eat Brie-ee.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Everything I do, I do it for brie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I think I'm a brie now
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# We could brie heroes
Just for one day

shitshitshitthat'sbeendone...

TRAGE-BRIE!
When the feeling's gone an you can't go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# what do you think they used the dilithium crystals for?
you need it to make the bries

the more bries you have the more warps you can speed at.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# THA CANNAE CHANGE THE LAWS OF BRIE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for the tj but heres a starwars one i made earlier
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# cfb?
hard to make out the details...

but it is very pretty :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Excellent
And what ^ said: bigger!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# i am ashamed to say i dont know how to cfb
i can only do it with the image uploader, and it only works for a new post, not replies.
there's loads of this shit on my dev art gallery
have a poke about on there amoebabloke.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# <a href="BIG.png"><img src="LITTLE.jpg" alt=""/></a>
You're a talented bastard, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Of course there's coal in space.
What else do they feed the sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)