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# arf :)
a mate of mine who was renouned for the noise got up one morning when her boyfriend was staying to find a can of WD40 outside her bedroom door...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(nevermind, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)
# An ex-housemate
used to have the bedroom next to the bathroom.
I once disturbed her and her boyfriend mid-coitus with a loud echoing fart into the toilet bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)
# we used
to put one of our flatmates off by banging on the wall out of rhythem...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:29, archived)
# No vowels
in rhythym.

sorry.
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
there is...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)
# nope
she's right
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)
# ok
but it's rhythm, not rhythym...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)
# you are so right.
I knew something wasn't right about it.
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)
# English
is a bloody stupid language! cough bough through though hiccough rough.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Hah! I agree.
And in Dorset:
I'm going Tescos to.

Whu?
(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Of course
there's also only the one 'y'
(rhythm)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)
# One of my housemates at university
was renowned for bringing girls home - a new one each week or so.

For one of my courses I had to interview a local business man so I asked to borrow his dictaphone. On the tape in there was a recording of his last "conquest" - he'd left it on his cupboard & forgotten it was voice activated...

It only lasted around 90 seconds followed by a disappointed female voice asking if that was it...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)
# HA!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)
# you have
always had and always will have get your coat comic timing.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hell
if I could tell a joke as well as I fuck up an anecdote, I'd be as popular as Tarbuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)